Jokes & fun

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Observer
Joke Slow down with the drinking
Slow down with the drinking
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mOiOz
SICK? YOU'RE SICK?
SICK? YOU'RE SICK?
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mOiOz
FAILED EXAM
FAILED EXAM
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
TIGHT ARSE
TIGHT ARSE
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mOiOz
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. The answer we were looking for is... Pretty easy, eh? All of you got it correct! Here's...
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mOiOz
AUTOCORRECTED
AUTOCORRECTED
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
LOWERING STRESS
LOWERING STRESS
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mOiOz
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SirExton
Joke Cuddles
Cuddles
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
CAN YOU MULTITASK?
CAN YOU MULTITASK?
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mOiOz
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. The answer we were looking for is… Congratulations to these members who got it...
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Riddle Riddle Masters 12.07.2024
Riddle Masters 12.07.2024 Hey, Riddle Masters! 👋🏻 Looking for a fun challenge to brighten your day? Here's the third and final riddle of the week. Time to put on your thinking cap! Tear me off and scratch my head. What once was red is black instead. What am I? Know the answer? Share it in the comments below! As always, the 'spoiler'...
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Revhead61
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BruceAnderson
If you want an erection, we can help!
If you want an erection, we can help!
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BruceAnderson
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Luckyus
Joke Shortest Essay (NON-PC)
Shortest Essay (NON-PC) An English university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the following elements: 1. Religion 2. Royalty 3. Physical Disability 4. Racism 5. Homosexuality The prize-winner wrote: 'My God,' cried the Queen, 'That one-legged **** is a poof.
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Joke That's funnyture
That's funnyture
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Luckyus
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BruceAnderson
Can you see the invisible naked man?
Can you see the invisible naked man?
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Cheb
KNICKERS
KNICKERS
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Observer
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SirExton
Joke Anniversary
Anniversary
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Skipton
Joke Time For A Change! (Adult)
Time For A Change! (Adult) A good looking man walked into an agent's office in Hollywood and said, "I want to be a movie star." Tall, handsome, and with experience on Broadway, he had the right credentials . The agent asked, "What's your name?" The guy said, "My name is Penis van Lesbian." The agent said, "Sir, I hate to tell you, but in order...
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Littleboy8
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Observer
Joke Are we all getting out there?
Are we all getting out there?
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Observer
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Observer
Joke The first 60 years
The first 60 years
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Observer
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SirExton
Joke Girls are Nuts
Girls are Nuts
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SirExton
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Mikev
Joke Snake Day 🐍
Snake Day 🐍 Here’s a funny one to celebrate Snake Day 🐍
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Littleboy8
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Rosita1950
Trivia
Trivia The largest cell in the human body is the female ovum, or egg cell. It is about 1/180 inch in diameter. The smallest cell in the human body is the male sperm. It takes about 175,000 sperm cells to weigh as much as a single egg cell. On average women say 7,000 words per day. Men manage just over 2000.
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Rosita1950
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Cheb
INSURANCE
INSURANCE
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Littleboy8
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BruceAnderson
Would you kiss a fish if you were sober?
Would you kiss a fish if you were sober?
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Wandiwa
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