He is still invisible to me.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What belongs to you but is used more by other people? Your name.
 
The way those FLOPS are CURLED in , I think he needs a PEE,PEE. Looks like he's holding those KNEES together tightly.
 
I will have to get new glasses.
 
He is still invisible to me.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What belongs to you but is used more by other people? Your name.
If you put a pair of invisible glasses on, then you will see him!
 
I think that I might just buy a pair of those invisible glasses and have a peek
 
He wants to be invisible, so he won’t be arrested for indecent exposure. Or being propositioned by a multitude of women for having a decent exposure!
 
is he Chinese ? Whan Hung Lowe ?
 
He may not be seen, but he's causing a scene.
 
He is truly invisible!
 
Invisible shadow as well
 
Superman was flying over Metropolis, when he saw Superwoman face down naked, on top of one of the skyscrapers sunbathing. Superman flew down and gave her a quickie from behind. When he finished exhausted, he said to Superwoman "How was that Superwoman?" Superwoman replied "I did not feel a thing! But I do not think the Invisible man, is too happy!!"
 
What's the point of being invisible if he could be seen? Of course he can't be seen - assuming he is actually there! He could have just popped off for a pee or something.
 
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Dennis R's Morning Pun. What belongs to you but is used more by other people? Your name.
Your phone number or email address are also logical answers.
 
where's his shadow
 
Superman was flying over Metropolis, when he saw Superwoman face down naked, on top of one of the skyscrapers sunbathing. Superman flew down and gave her a quickie from behind. When he finished exhausted, he said to Superwoman "How was that Superwoman?" Superwoman replied "I did not feel a thing! But I do not think the Invisible man, is too happy!!"
Very good, Phil
 
Superman was flying over Metropolis, when he saw Superwoman face down naked, on top of one of the skyscrapers sunbathing. Superman flew down and gave her a quickie from behind. When he finished exhausted, he said to Superwoman "How was that Superwoman?" Superwoman replied "I did not feel a thing! But I do not think the Invisible man, is too happy!!"
That is one of my old favorites as well.
 
😭😭😭😭😭
 

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