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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...
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Cheb
Joke WINE TASTING
WINE TASTING At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position. The director of the winery wondered how to send him away. He gave him a glass to drink. The drunk tried it and said, “It’s a Muscat, three years old, grown on a...
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Joke Best mates
Best mates SOUND FAMILIAR?ooooh yeah. Two guys grow up together, but after college one moves to Georgia and the other to South Carolina. They agree to meet every ten years in Florida to play golf. At age 32 they meet, finish their round of golf and head for lunch. "Where you wanna go?" "Hooters." "Why Hooters?" "They have those servers...
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Skipton
Joke Taste Test!
Taste Test!
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Breaking News
Breaking News
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Skipton
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Luckyus
Joke Vintage Womanly Sarcasm
Vintage Womanly Sarcasm
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Joke The missing Pizza delivery guy.
The missing Pizza delivery guy.
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Skipton
Joke Woof! Woof!
Woof! Woof! I have a black beagle/lab named Dunkle, and I was buying a large bag of Purina Dog Kibble at the supermarket and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time...
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Luckyus
Joke Comfort Inn
Comfort Inn
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Joke It's a tough life out there.
It's a tough life out there.
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Suzanne rose
Joke Men Do Make Mistakes Heres The Proof
Men Do Make Mistakes Heres The Proof
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Mark K
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Luckyus
Joke Almost Free
Almost Free
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke This How It Starts
This How It Starts
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke Dodgy Advertisement
Dodgy Advertisement
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Luckyus
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Brain Teaser There are 4 wolves in this picture, where are they
There are 4 wolves in this picture, where are they
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Suzanne rose
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Luckyus
Bad Dog
Bad Dog
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke Penguin Tailor
Penguin Tailor
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Luckyus
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Skipton
Joke He Did That On Porpoise!
He Did That On Porpoise! We went to this Eskimo restaurant the other night, and I asked to see the menu. The waiter said, ‘’We don’t have a lot of options, so I’ll just call them out to you. ‘’We have whale meat steaks, whale meat curry, whale meat stir fry and of course we have the Vera Lynn. I said ‘’What’s the Vera Lynn?’’ He said ‘’Whale...
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Joke Nice Fishing Spot.
Nice Fishing Spot.
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SirExton
Joke Seniors Sex
Seniors Sex Seniors Sex -- The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you." Yes, she says, "I remember it well." OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we...
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Mrtnst
Joke Things No One Remembers
Things No One Remembers Old Bob was on his way to meet his friend Bill inside a very large mall with a maze of car parks, aisles and entrances. Just as he steps onto a mrked pedestrian crossing a sports car nearly hits him as it comes to a stop blocking the whole crossing. Driver: "Careful, you old fool! Some people are in a hurry to go...
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Skipton
Joke Signs Of Mr Heinz!
Signs Of Mr Heinz! A little three-year-old boy called Eric is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But about every ten seconds or so he puts the book down, grips onto to the toilet seat with his left hand and hits...
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
SEE LADIES!
SEE LADIES!
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Wandiwa
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Skipton
Joke FISHING TRIP.
FISHING TRIP. Four guys have been going to the same fishing trip for many years. Two days before the group is to leave, Ron's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Ron's mates are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do. Two days later the three mates get to the camping site only to find Ron sitting there with a tent...
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Skipton
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mark godwin
aging gracefully
aging gracefully
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Wandiwa
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