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mOiOz
WHO SAID WE'RE NOSEY?
WHO SAID WE'RE NOSEY?
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Littleboy8
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Skipton
Joke RED SKELTON'S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE
RED SKELTON'S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE 1.Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. 2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. 3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. 4. I asked my...
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Skipton
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Joke Self serve checkouts
Self serve checkouts
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. And the answer is... Congratulations to these members who got it correct! 👏 Wandiwa...
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Skipton
Joke I'm Never Going Back
I'm Never Going Back He came home from school, threw his schoolcase on the floor and said "mum, that's it, I'm never going to school ever again!" "Why is that dear" from mum. "The kids are horrible. They throw chalk at me, steal my lunch money, write nasty things about me on my locker, push me around between classes and are just horrible to...
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mOiOz
POLICE OFFICER ASKS FOR PAPERS
POLICE OFFICER ASKS FOR PAPERS
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Da Freddo
Joke I believe in Fairies
I believe in Fairies A man walks into a bar and sits at the bar, the bartender asks him "What is your poison"? I'll have a pint of Pale Ale, and tell Me do you serve beer in a small liquor glass? Yes We do says Barman. Good says the man I'll have one of each. Beers arrive and the man drinks half of his pint then opens the side of his jacket...
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Littleboy8
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Red Gem
Space !
Space !
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Tygie
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M
Joke Little Johnny pissed off about no bike
Little Johnny pissed off about no bike
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M
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mOiOz
I THOUGHT AIR WAS FREE
I THOUGHT AIR WAS FREE
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SirExton
Joke Power Cut
Power Cut
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Brody
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mOiOz
FEMALE PRAYING MANTIS
FEMALE PRAYING MANTIS
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Brody
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mOiOz
TOO MUCH CAFFEINE
TOO MUCH CAFFEINE
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Brody
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mOiOz
NEIL DIAMOND'S NAME
NEIL DIAMOND'S NAME
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Brody
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Joke The best thing
The best thing best thing
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Brody
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Skipton
Joke Wasn't Expecting That!
Wasn't Expecting That! Jeremy asks his wife Naomi what she wants for their 30th wedding anniversary. "Would you like a new diamond bracelet ?" he asks. "Not really "says Naomi. "How about a Lexus Sports Car ? says Jeremy "No thanks" she replies. "Well how about a holiday home in the South of France ?" he suggests. She again rejects his...
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Brody
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mOiOz
SEARCHING FOR MONEY
SEARCHING FOR MONEY
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Brody
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SirExton
True Love Wisdom
True Love Wisdom True Love
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SirExton
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mOiOz
KARMA
KARMA
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
BOXERS DON'T HAVE SEX BEFORE A FIGHT
BOXERS DON'T HAVE SEX BEFORE A FIGHT
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mOiOz
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Joke Hope you all have fun!!
Hope you all have fun!!
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mOiOz
TERRIFYING EXPERIENCE
TERRIFYING EXPERIENCE
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mOiOz
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Skipton
Joke A Wee Dram Or Two!
A Wee Dram Or Two! A woman goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says: “I’m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it’s today”. The bartender replies: “Well since it’s your birthday, I’ll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me”. As she finishes her...
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Gazman
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Skipton
Joke I Want To Be A Caterpillar
I Want To Be A Caterpillar I want to be a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful.
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Mark K
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