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Joke The Grand Kids
The Grand Kids
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Joke I'm Outta Here!
I'm Outta Here! A bear, a moose, a fox, a wolf and a snail were playing cards around a table. Suddenly, the bear let out a faint roar and said: “Guys, I’m hungry. Could someone go buy some chocolate, or whatever?” The moose shook his head and nodded towards the fox, who irritatingly slammed his little paw on the table and muttered: “Why me...
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Valentine's Day funnies - a bit cheeky!
Valentine's Day funnies - a bit cheeky! Anybody got a few good Valentine's jokes and laughs? At our age romance might be viewed a little differently. Any man who does my laundry and puts it away has my heart for life (looking at you, hubby!!)
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The Wrong Fashion Accessory
The Wrong Fashion Accessory An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Wyoming, Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Margaret looked him over, "Nope."...
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The Reason I Don't Drink Coffee
The Reason I Don't Drink Coffee
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mOiOz
ASK A STUPID QUESTION...
ASK A STUPID QUESTION...
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Joke Gone To The Birds!
Gone To The Birds! Two crows were in a field when they noticed a figure that looked like a man in the distance. "See that over there? What is that?", says the first crow. The second crows takes a long look, "That's a scarecrow. Looks authentic, doesn't it." "How can you tell it's a scarecrow and not a person?", replies the first crow. "Look...
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Joke Nose Picking
Nose Picking
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mOiOz
LAPLAND
LAPLAND
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Joke Oh no. He died
Oh no. He died
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mOiOz
OFF ON HOLIDAY
OFF ON HOLIDAY
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Joke Keep Makin Bacon People
Keep Makin Bacon People
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Joke Too much Head
Too much Head
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Sethia Soliman
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. Click here to reveal the answer: A big shout-out to the following brilliant members who...
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mOiOz
GRAVITATION IS NOT RESPONSIBLE
GRAVITATION IS NOT RESPONSIBLE
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SirExton
Joke Sister Abigail
Sister Abigail
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Joke Half way in, Half way out!!
Half way in, Half way out!! She said "your no good as a Lover!" I said "How do you work that out, after only 35 seconds!"
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Skipton
Joke Just Not Feeling It!
Just Not Feeling It! A guy went to the doctor complaining about difficulties, 'down below'. "Front or back?" asked the quack. "Well..." "Oh, come, come, Mr Davis, I'm your doctor. Now, which is it? Front or back?" "Back" "Then drop your trousers and bend forwards over my desk, please." The doctor prepared himself with examination gloves and...
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Joke 300 bucks is all it takes
300 bucks is all it takes
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Joke Practical Practice!
Practical Practice! A doctor in Dublin, feeling overworked wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant. "Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients". "Yes, sir!" answers Murphy. The doctor goes fishing and returns the...
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Joke Safe Sex
Safe Sex
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Joke Bugs in the Bush
Bugs in the Bush
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mOiOz
SINGING IN THE SHOWER
SINGING IN THE SHOWER
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Aurora
Aurora
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Joke What is the world coming too
What is the world coming too Only in Capalaba .... you’re not going to believe what just happened we pulled up to get some fuel, and I noticed these two police officers watching a woman who was smoking while pumping petrol. I thought, "This Lady isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed, and with the cops right there too.”Anyway, Frank went inside...
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