Dad Joke

Went to the doctors and said:
"Have you got anything for wind?"
He gave me a kite.

Getting my kite stuck in the tree isn't the worst thing that happened to me today.
But it's definitely up there.

I think the Graafton weather is too windy to fly your kite as it would tear it apart and it is extremely cold, even though the sun is shining.In Goulburn NSW the weather is great for flying your kite at the moment but it is minus degrees
It is always cold and windy in Goulburn, doesn't matter what time of year I go through there.In Goulburn NSW the weather is great for flying your kite at the moment but it is minus degrees
Benny Hill joke ......
You kill me veggie patchBenny Hill joke ......
That cat coming in has only got 1 eye!
That cats not coming in, it's going out.