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Joke Could not help myself when invited.
Could not help myself when invited.
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mOiOz
OPEN 9 DAYS A WEEK
OPEN 9 DAYS A WEEK
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Wandiwa
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mOiOz
CAT MILK
CAT MILK
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
BUILT-IN ALARM CLOCK
BUILT-IN ALARM CLOCK
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mOiOz
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Joke Old Age creeping up
Old Age creeping up
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Skipton
Joke Superstar!
Superstar! The Sydney FC manager flies to Kabul to watch a young Afghani play football. He is suitably impressed and arranges for the player to come over. Two weeks later Sydney FC are 4-0 down to Melbourne with only 20 minutes left. The manager gives the young Afghani striker the nod, and on he goes. The lad is a sensation. He scores 5 goals...
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Joke Diamonds Are Forever!
Diamonds Are Forever! An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and a gold Rolex." "But you are not wearing any of those things," replied the artist. "I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure...
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Joke Jesus Is Watching You
Jesus Is Watching You A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, ‘Jesus knows you’re here.’ He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the...
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Joke Where are dee nuts gone?
Where are dee nuts gone?
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Mando
Special Labrador
Special Labrador A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sits down in the aisle seat and puts his black Labrador in the middle seat next to the man. The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why the dog is allowed on the plane? The second man explains that he is a Drug Enforcement...
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Joke What a wonderful world
What a wonderful world
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Joke Calamari any body
Calamari any body
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Joke The times they are a changing
The times they are a changing Looking back Fathers used to have 4, 5, 6 Kids. Nowadays kids have 4, 5, 6 Fathers. Climate Change is real.
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Joke It took me a while to work out, but the kids were right.
It took me a while to work out, but the kids were right.
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mOiOz
LIE DOWN FOR HOURS
LIE DOWN FOR HOURS
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Joke In- Bread
In- Bread A WIFE Sends a Message to Her HUSBAND WIFE: “Honey, please don't forget to buy bread when you're coming home from work and lest I forget... Your girlfriend Elizabeth is also here and says hello to you.” HUSBAND: “Who is Elizabeth?” WIFE : “Nobody, I just wanted you to respond, so I can have confirmation that you saw my message.”...
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 16.02.2024
Riddle Masters 16.02.2024 Good morning Riddle Masters! 😄 I've got your third and final riddle for this week: Test Mars. What is the anagrammed word? You know the drill, members! If you think you have the answer, and if you’ve got the answer, post it in the comments below. As always, our ‘spoiler’ button will automatically hide yours and...
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mOiOz
TAKE HER BREATH AWAY
TAKE HER BREATH AWAY
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Gideon
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SirExton
Joke Camera Speed
Camera Speed
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SirExton
Joke opportunist
opportunist
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mOiOz
NEED A HAND...?
NEED A HAND...?
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. And the answer is... Congratulations to these members who got it correct! 👏 Wandiwa...
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mOiOz
GOING CUCKOO
GOING CUCKOO
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mOiOz
ALWAYS WORRY
ALWAYS WORRY
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
EARL'S NECK BRACE
EARL'S NECK BRACE
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