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mOiOz
WETTEST IN HISTORY...
WETTEST IN HISTORY...
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Ivory
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mOiOz
ALWAYS LEAVE...
ALWAYS LEAVE...
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Joke Lawyer
Lawyer A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Porsche Carrera GT in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along too close to the curb and completely tore off the driver’s door. Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Porsche, his...
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mOiOz
WITHOUT GLASSES
WITHOUT GLASSES
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Ivory
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mOiOz
BAD HAIR DAY!
BAD HAIR DAY!
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
BEAUTY SLEEP...
BEAUTY SLEEP...
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Ivory
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mOiOz
WANTED - TO BRUSH TEETH
WANTED - TO BRUSH TEETH
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mOiOz
CAUTION...! THINK...
CAUTION...! THINK...
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mOiOz
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Luckyus
Joke The Saacked Blonde
The Saacked Blonde A blonde was recently fired from her cashier job, because she kept stealing money from the register. She went looking for work the next day. A few days later, she came to a man who needed someone. “I’m here for the paint job”, the blonde said eagerly. “Alright. Take this paint and brush, and go paint my backyard porch”...
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Skipton
Joke A Plethora Of One Liners!
A Plethora Of One Liners! • So now cocaine is legal in Oregon, but straws aren't. That must be frustrating. • Still trying to get my head around the fact that 'Take Out' can mean food, dating, or murder. • Threw out my back sleeping, and tweaked my neck sneezing so I'm probably just one strong fart away from complete paralysis. •Dear...
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Littleboy8
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Luckyus
Joke LUCKY?
LUCKY? A man goes into the doctor feeling a little ill. The doctor checks him over and says, “Sorry, I have some bad news… you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus”. “It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you usually only have 24 hours to live. There's no known cure, so just go home and enjoy your final precious...
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Littleboy8
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Word Unscramble 18.12.2024
Word Unscramble 18.12.2024 Hey, members! :) Are you ready to take another Word Unscramble challenge? Just unscramble a series of letters to reveal today's mystery word. Here's today’s word: E N B M R C E E O I H P N S I L Think you can crack it? If so, submit your answers in the comments below. Good luck and enjoy! ;)
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Danielle G.
Riddle Afternoon Riddle 19.12.2024
Afternoon Riddle 19.12.2024 Ready to spice up your day with a brain teaser? We've got another riddle lined up just for you in today's afternoon newsletter. Get ready to put your thinking cap on! How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it? If you have the answer, feel free to share it in the comments...
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mOiOz
THE LOTTERY
THE LOTTERY
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
REMINDER ALL N.Z. FARMERS...
REMINDER ALL N.Z. FARMERS...
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mOiOz
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Joke Discrimination
Discrimination Even Santa is being sued these days:D
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CliffE
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mOiOz
FOR MY NEXT TRICK...
FOR MY NEXT TRICK...
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Luckyus
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Macs-241
<-> <-> <-> Merry Christmas, to all Senior Club Members
<-> <-> <-> Merry Christmas, to all Senior Club Members Merry Christmas, to all Senior Club Members I wish you all and your family health, happiness, harmony and fulfillment. May this season of hope and blessings shine in your life. Wishing you peace, joy, and love this holiday season. May your Christmas be filled with love, joy, and...
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Ivory
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Skipton
Joke Signs Of Middle Age
Signs Of Middle Age
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Danielle G.
Joke Save the trees!
Save the trees!
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SirExton
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mOiOz
JOLLY SANTA
JOLLY SANTA
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mOiOz
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Danielle G.
Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. The answer we were looking for is... Congratulations to these members who got it...
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Ivory
Remember That Body?
Remember That Body?
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke 🏃‍♂️
Dad Joke 🏃‍♂️ Breaking News: Paul McCartney was disqualified from the London Marathon. 🏃‍♂️ Banned on the Run. 😊
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Riddle Afternoon Riddle 17.12.2024
Afternoon Riddle 17.12.2024 Ready to spice up your day with a brain teaser? We've got another riddle lined up just for you in today's afternoon newsletter. Get ready to put your thinking cap on! Some months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28? If you have the answer, feel free to share it in the comments below! And...
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