Jokes & fun

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Observer
Joke Dreams can come true
Dreams can come true
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Dawn Wonder Soap
Dawn Wonder Soap
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Observer
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Skipton
Joke Inflation
Inflation So, I got my lawnmower out today for the first time since last Autumn, and I was pleasantly surprised to find that it had doubled in value over the winter months. Simply by leaving a full tank of fuel in it.
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Tervueren
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Riddle Afternoon Riddle 13.06.2024
Afternoon Riddle 13.06.2024 Ready to spice up your day with a brain teaser? We've got another riddle lined up just for you in today's afternoon newsletter. Get ready to put your thinking cap on! You have to break me, before you can use me. If you have the answer, feel free to share it in the comments below! And don't forget, our handy...
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Tervueren
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mOiOz
PHOTO OF CROW
PHOTO OF CROW
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Tervueren
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mOiOz
PUREBRED
PUREBRED
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Tervueren
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mOiOz
DANGER
DANGER
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Tervueren
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Skipton
Joke Practicality!
Practicality!
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke Restraint!
Restraint! My girlfriend and I are trying this whole "long distance relationship" thing. I have to stay 100 feet away from her at all times. Also, the police say I should stop referring to her as my girlfriend.
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Skipton
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BruceAnderson
A Good Sign ?
A Good Sign ?
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BruceAnderson
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mOiOz
FIRST DAY AS A COP
FIRST DAY AS A COP
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
NOT WEARING A BRA
NOT WEARING A BRA
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Tervueren
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BruceAnderson
Joke How To Repaint Your Mercedes For Just Two Dollars
How To Repaint Your Mercedes For Just Two Dollars
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Joke Want a bite?
Want a bite?
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Riddle What's this image saying?
What's this image saying? G'day, members! The game is simple (but not as simple as it looks!) Essentially, all you have to do is try to figure out what the image is trying to 'spell out' i.e. What 'word' does the image presented represent? Good luck. And the answer is... Congratulations to these members for getting it correct! 👏...
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mOiOz
IF AT FIRST...
IF AT FIRST...
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Wandiwa
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Wandiwa
Joke Unsafe work environment.
Unsafe work environment. My wife keeps getting sexually harassed in her workplace. It's her own fault really. She's the one that wanted to work from home.
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Wandiwa
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Joke Friday Funnies: Peter Cook - Teaching Ravens To Fly Underwater
Friday Funnies: Peter Cook - Teaching Ravens To Fly Underwater Thank you to the wonderful member Josephine G. for this video suggestion.
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mOiOz
COMMA SUTRA
COMMA SUTRA
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
MONEY ON CLOTHING
MONEY ON CLOTHING
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
PURE BREAD DOG
PURE BREAD DOG
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
AT HEAVEN'S GATE
AT HEAVEN'S GATE AT HEAVEN’S GATE Old Rabbi Weissman dies and is waiting in line at Heaven's Gate. Ahead of him is a young man, fashionably dressed, in dark sunglasses, a loud shirt, a leather jacket and jeans. God turns to the young man and asks: “Who Are You?” Young Man: “I am Thrissur-Guruvayur, Express Bus driver.'' God: “Take this...
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mOiOz
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Skipton
Joke Inflation!
Inflation! So, I got my lawnmower out today for the first time since last Autumn, and I was pleasantly surprised to find that it had doubled in value over the winter months. Simply by leaving a full tank of fuel in it.
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke ''One O'Çlock, Two O'Çlock!!!''
''One O'Çlock, Two O'Çlock!!!''
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Skipton
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mOiOz
MR WHIPPY FOUND DEAD
MR WHIPPY FOUND DEAD
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Littleboy8
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