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mOiOz

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What do G-Strings and barbed wire have in common?​

They both protect the property without disrupting the view.
 
twas a brief encounter
 
I'm just worried about the debriefing at the police station.:LOL:
 
Wearing a thong...!
I'm into black rubber thongs but only on my feet, how about you?
Dont wanna even think about the slang term .... double plugger thongs :oops:
 

What do G-Strings and barbed wire have in common?​

They both protect the property without disrupting the view.
And they would both be bloody uncomfortable 😳. And the latter a wee bit kinky, and you wouldn’t be able too clench your but cheeks 😁😁
 
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I'm into black rubber thongs but only on my feet, how about you?
Dont wanna even think about the slang term .... double plugger thongs :oops:
I was referring to the 'string bikini', also known as a thong! LOL
 
I was referring to the 'string bikini', also known as a thong! LOL
Dont know about string bikini's but I'm sure I've seen a couple made out of dental floss.
 
And they would both be bloody uncomfortable 😳. And the latter a wee bit kinky, and you wouldn’t be able too clench your ass cheeks 😁😁
They're at there most uncomfortable when they ride up between your testicles.
 
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Dont know about string bikini's but I'm sure I've seen a couple made out of dental floss.
I’m not sure which beach you frequent but come over to SA and visit a beach where “dental floss” is an optional extra!
 
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They're at there most uncomfortable when they ride up between your testicles.
You’ve “obviously” never experienced them riding high on the camel 🐪 toe 😁😁😁
 
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You’ve “obviously” never experienced them riding high on the camel 🐪 toe 😁😁😁
Pre-op the problem was lifting and seperating the testicles, after the op, them riding high in the camel 🐪 toe was no laughing matter either.
 
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I’m not sure which beach you frequent but come over to SA and visit a beach where “dental floss” is an optional extra!
None of those beaches for me, the restraining order is very clear on that matter :(
 
Pre-op the problem was lifting and seperating the testicles, after the op, them riding high in the camel 🐪 toe was no laughing matter either.

Pre-op the problem was lifting and seperating the testicles, after the op, them riding high in the camel 🐪 toe was no laughing matter either.
I read your post and burst out laughing, loudly. Problem? I’m currently sitting in the packed Emergency of the local hospital!!🏥
I received a lot of funny looks and one scowl from the security guard.
 
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