Jokes & fun

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Observer
Joke Too scared
Too scared
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Joke Speak clearly!
Speak clearly!
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Joke Who was that?
Who was that? A married couple is fast asleep when suddenly the phone rings. The groggy husband answers it, expecting the worst. After listening a few seconds, he shouts, 'How should I know? Who do you think I am, the weather man?' and slams down the receiver. 'Who was that?' asks his wife. 'I don't know; some bloke wanting to know if the...
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Veggiepatch
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 05.06.2024
Riddle Masters 05.06.2024 Goooood Morning Riddle Masters! :) I've got your second riddle of the week to get those brain gears turning. Are you ready for this one? Here it goes: I have lots of stars but I’m not the sky. I’ll be sitting here quietly until you need me. What am I? Any guesses? If you think you know the answer, post it in the...
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Nina_59
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Observer
Joke Time changes again
Time changes again
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Wandiwa
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Skipton
Joke Disabled!
Disabled!
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Skipton
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Observer
Joke Might hurt either way
Might hurt either way
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Wandiwa
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Skipton
Joke Sanjit Patel Is Dead!
Sanjit Patel Is Dead!
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Skipton
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Skipton
Joke ''Water, Water Everywhere!''
''Water, Water Everywhere!''
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Observer
Joke WD40 has always come in handy
WD40 has always come in handy
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Observer
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Observer
Joke Thank you gift from God
Thank you gift from God
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Observer
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mOiOz
SPARKY!
SPARKY!
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Cheb
LITTLE OLD LADY
LITTLE OLD LADY
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Littleboy8
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Cheb
DATE NIGHT
DATE NIGHT
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Cheb
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BruceAnderson
Silly Signs
Silly Signs No diving!
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mOiOz
A SINGLE ANT CAN LIVE...
A SINGLE ANT CAN LIVE...
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
I TOLD YOU...
I TOLD YOU...
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
HISCOCK TOMBSTONE
HISCOCK TOMBSTONE
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
DON'T LISTEN TO THEM
DON'T LISTEN TO THEM
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mOiOz
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Vella Gonzaga
Riddle Riddle Masters 12.06.24
Riddle Masters 12.06.24 Hello, members! :) Are you ready for your first riddle of the week? Here it goes: A house with two occupants, sometimes one, rarely three. Break the walls, eat the borders, then throw away me. What am I? Quite a puzzler, eh? If you think you've come up with the correct answer, do tell us below! As always, our...
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mOiOz
CONDOM HISTORY
CONDOM HISTORY
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
BODY FOUND
BODY FOUND
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mOiOz
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Observer
Joke What a passionate desire
What a passionate desire
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Brody
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Skipton
Joke Love Dress!
Love Dress! A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly the recently married couple's house. She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for Jeff to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered. "But you're...
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Observer
Joke It's all gone !!!
It's all gone !!!
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Observer
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