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PILOT WELCOMES PASSENGERS
PILOT WELCOMES PASSENGERS
(Yes old, but one of my favourites!)
Right after take off, a pilot comes on the microphone, “Ladies and
Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, welcome to flight 348,
from London, Heathrow to New York. The weather is….”
Then he suddenly starts screaming while still on the mic,
“OH MY GOD! IT IS BURNING!!, IT IS BURNING!”
Then silence.
A few seconds later, he comes back on and says, “I’m terribly sorry
about what happened. I spilled some scorching hot coffee on my lap…
you should see the front of my pants!!”
An Irish passenger from the back of the plane yells,
“For the luvva Jaysus, you should see the back of mine!”
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