''You'd Be 70 Years Old Today!''
Ben wakes up one morning with a smile on his face – because today he is 70 years old.
He gets out of bed, looks down at his toes and says, "Hello toes, how are you today?
Did you know that you’re now 70? Oh, the times we used to have together.
Do you remember when we used to take a walk in the park every Sunday afternoon?
Or the weekends we rock-and-rolled on the dance floor with all the young ladies? So, happy birthday toes."
Ben then looks down at his knees and says, "Hello knees, how are you today?
Did you know that you’re now 70? Oh, the times we used to have together.
Do you remember when we always used to march in all the parades we could find?
Or all the dancing we used to do with all the beautiful ladies? So, happy birthday knees."
Ben then looks down at his crotch and says,
"Hello Willie, you little traitor. If you were alive today, you'd be 70 years old."