[Skipton]

''You'd Be 70 Years Old Today!''​

Ben wakes up one morning with a smile on his face – because today he is 70 years old.
He gets out of bed, looks down at his toes and says, "Hello toes, how are you today?
Did you know that you’re now 70? Oh, the times we used to have together.
Do you remember when we used to take a walk in the park every Sunday afternoon?
Or the weekends we rock-and-rolled on the dance floor with all the young ladies? So, happy birthday toes."
Ben then looks down at his knees and says, "Hello knees, how are you today?
Did you know that you’re now 70? Oh, the times we used to have together.
Do you remember when we always used to march in all the parades we could find?
Or all the dancing we used to do with all the beautiful ladies? So, happy birthday knees."
Ben then looks down at his crotch and says,
"Hello Willie, you little traitor. If you were alive today, you'd be 70 years old."

 

[Dennis]

''You'd Be 70 Years Old Today!''​

Ben wakes up one morning with a smile on his face – because today he is 70 years old.
He gets out of bed, looks down at his toes and says, "Hello toes, how are you today?
Did you know that you’re now 70? Oh, the times we used to have together.
Do you remember when we used to take a walk in the park every Sunday afternoon?
Or the weekends we rock-and-rolled on the dance floor with all the young ladies? So, happy birthday toes."
Ben then looks down at his knees and says, "Hello knees, how are you today?
Did you know that you’re now 70? Oh, the times we used to have together.
Do you remember when we always used to march in all the parades we could find?
Or all the dancing we used to do with all the beautiful ladies? So, happy birthday knees."
Ben then looks down at his crotch and says,
"Hello Willie, you little traitor. If you were alive today, you'd be 70 years old."

JOIN THE CLUB. Dennis R's Morning Pun. What did the computer say when a man typed something in on his keyboared. You're really pushing my buttons young man.

 

[Observer]

Now that's funny

 

[Observer]

''You'd Be 70 Years Old Today!''​

Ben wakes up one morning with a smile on his face – because today he is 70 years old.
He gets out of bed, looks down at his toes and says, "Hello toes, how are you today?
Did you know that you’re now 70? Oh, the times we used to have together.
Do you remember when we used to take a walk in the park every Sunday afternoon?
Or the weekends we rock-and-rolled on the dance floor with all the young ladies? So, happy birthday toes."
Ben then looks down at his knees and says, "Hello knees, how are you today?
Did you know that you’re now 70? Oh, the times we used to have together.
Do you remember when we always used to march in all the parades we could find?
Or all the dancing we used to do with all the beautiful ladies? So, happy birthday knees."
Ben then looks down at his crotch and says,
"Hello Willie, you little traitor. If you were alive today, you'd be 70 years old."

Now that's funny

 

[Nanna@Goulburn]

It’s a shame Willys not working but I have to say my 5year old great grandson said to me yesterday about his 3 year old sister Gran do you know that I have a Willy and Ella has a WeWe mummy said out of the mouth of babes

 

[Marcy46]

''You'd Be 70 Years Old Today!''​

Ben wakes up one morning with a smile on his face – because today he is 70 years old.
He gets out of bed, looks down at his toes and says, "Hello toes, how are you today?
Did you know that you’re now 70? Oh, the times we used to have together.
Do you remember when we used to take a walk in the park every Sunday afternoon?
Or the weekends we rock-and-rolled on the dance floor with all the young ladies? So, happy birthday toes."
Ben then looks down at his knees and says, "Hello knees, how are you today?
Did you know that you’re now 70? Oh, the times we used to have together.
Do you remember when we always used to march in all the parades we could find?
Or all the dancing we used to do with all the beautiful ladies? So, happy birthday knees."
Ben then looks down at his crotch and says,
"Hello Willie, you little traitor. If you were alive today, you'd be 70 years old."

 

[Mina vriesekolk]

Really funny.

 

[Barbara V]

''You'd Be 70 Years Old Today!''​

Ben wakes up one morning with a smile on his face – because today he is 70 years old.
He gets out of bed, looks down at his toes and says, "Hello toes, how are you today?
Did you know that you’re now 70? Oh, the times we used to have together.
Do you remember when we used to take a walk in the park every Sunday afternoon?
Or the weekends we rock-and-rolled on the dance floor with all the young ladies? So, happy birthday toes."
Ben then looks down at his knees and says, "Hello knees, how are you today?
Did you know that you’re now 70? Oh, the times we used to have together.
Do you remember when we always used to march in all the parades we could find?
Or all the dancing we used to do with all the beautiful ladies? So, happy birthday knees."
Ben then looks down at his crotch and says,
"Hello Willie, you little traitor. If you were alive today, you'd be 70 years old."

Yes

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

''You'd Be 70 Years Old Today!''​

Ben wakes up one morning with a smile on his face – because today he is 70 years old.
He gets out of bed, looks down at his toes and says, "Hello toes, how are you today?
Did you know that you’re now 70? Oh, the times we used to have together.
Do you remember when we used to take a walk in the park every Sunday afternoon?
Or the weekends we rock-and-rolled on the dance floor with all the young ladies? So, happy birthday toes."
Ben then looks down at his knees and says, "Hello knees, how are you today?
Did you know that you’re now 70? Oh, the times we used to have together.
Do you remember when we always used to march in all the parades we could find?
Or all the dancing we used to do with all the beautiful ladies? So, happy birthday knees."
Ben then looks down at his crotch and says,
"Hello Willie, you little traitor. If you were alive today, you'd be 70 years old."

Lol Poor Willie its not his fault he died early! if only Ben got him a pussy to play with, willie would still be alive! Hahaha.