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The Proposal!

A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year.
If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on.
One day, he fell in love with a beautiful lady. He refrained from speaking
for two whole years so he could call her “my darling.” But then he wanted to tell her he loved her, so
he waited three more years. At the end of these five years, he wanted to ask her to marry him,
so, he waited another four years. Finally, as the ninth year of silence ended, he led the
lady to the most romantic place in the kingdom and said,
“My darling, I love you! Will you marry me?”

And the lady said, “Pardon?”
 
The Proposal!

A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year.
If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on.
One day, he fell in love with a beautiful lady. He refrained from speaking
for two whole years so he could call her “my darling.” But then he wanted to tell her he loved her, so
he waited three more years. At the end of these five years, he wanted to ask her to marry him,
so, he waited another four years. Finally, as the ninth year of silence ended, he led the

lady to the most romantic place in the kingdom and said,
“My darling, I love you! Will you marry me?”

And the lady said, “Pardon?”
Oh no. Where are those free hearing aids?
 
The Proposal!

A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year.
If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on.
One day, he fell in love with a beautiful lady. He refrained from speaking
for two whole years so he could call her “my darling.” But then he wanted to tell her he loved her, so
he waited three more years. At the end of these five years, he wanted to ask her to marry him,
so, he waited another four years. Finally, as the ninth year of silence ended, he led the

lady to the most romantic place in the kingdom and said,
“My darling, I love you! Will you marry me?”

And the lady said, “Pardon?”
Haha, this is funny, poor old Prince.
 
The Proposal!

A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year.
If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on.
One day, he fell in love with a beautiful lady. He refrained from speaking
for two whole years so he could call her “my darling.” But then he wanted to tell her he loved her, so
he waited three more years. At the end of these five years, he wanted to ask her to marry him,
so, he waited another four years. Finally, as the ninth year of silence ended, he led the

lady to the most romantic place in the kingdom and said,
“My darling, I love you! Will you marry me?”

And the lady said, “Pardon?”
Happy Friday - a joke worthy of the day! lmao
 
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The Proposal!

A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year.
If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on.
One day, he fell in love with a beautiful lady. He refrained from speaking
for two whole years so he could call her “my darling.” But then he wanted to tell her he loved her, so
he waited three more years. At the end of these five years, he wanted to ask her to marry him,
so, he waited another four years. Finally, as the ninth year of silence ended, he led the

lady to the most romantic place in the kingdom and said,
“My darling, I love you! Will you marry me?”

And the lady said, “Pardon?”
Poor Prince, didn't he know she was already married Lol
 
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