[Cheb]

The Pharmacist​

A young lad walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist,
"I need a pack of 3 condoms."
Pharmacist says, "You going to need 3?"
Lad replies," I've got a meal at my girlfriend's tonight
and I think her mum and sister both fancy me.
So I'm going to smash all three of them."
Pharmacist says, "Lucky you."
That night the young guy's sat at the dinner table with
his girlfriend and her mum and sister, when her dad walks in
and joins them. The young lad sinks into his chair and starts to pray
for five minutes. His girlfriend says to him, "I didn't know you were so religious?"
The young lad replies, "I didn't know your DAD was a PHARMACIST !!"

 

[Sethia Soliman]

A young lad walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist,
"I need a pack of 3 condoms."
Pharmacist says, "You going to need 3?"
Lad replies," I've got a meal at my girlfriend's tonight
and I think her mum and sister both fancy me.
So I'm going to smash all three of them."
Pharmacist says, "Lucky you."
That night the young guy's sat at the dinner table with
his girlfriend and her mum and sister, when her dad walks in
and joins them. The young lad sinks into his chair and starts to pray
for five minutes. His girlfriend says to him, "I didn't know you were so religious?"
The young lad replies, "I didn't know your DAD was a PHARMACIST !!"

Oooooh - he's in big trouble now!

 

[Ladyjay]

A young lad walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist,
"I need a pack of 3 condoms."
Pharmacist says, "You going to need 3?"
Lad replies," I've got a meal at my girlfriend's tonight
and I think her mum and sister both fancy me.
So I'm going to smash all three of them."
Pharmacist says, "Lucky you."
That night the young guy's sat at the dinner table with
his girlfriend and her mum and sister, when her dad walks in
and joins them. The young lad sinks into his chair and starts to pray
for five minutes. His girlfriend says to him, "I didn't know you were so religious?"
The young lad replies, "I didn't know your DAD was a PHARMACIST !!"

Oooooh - he's in big trouble now!

Haha sucked in

 

[Ezzy]

Haha sucked in

A young lad walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist,
"I need a pack of 3 condoms."
Pharmacist says, "You going to need 3?"
Lad replies," I've got a meal at my girlfriend's tonight
and I think her mum and sister both fancy me.
So I'm going to smash all three of them."
Pharmacist says, "Lucky you."
That night the young guy's sat at the dinner table with
his girlfriend and her mum and sister, when her dad walks in
and joins them. The young lad sinks into his chair and starts to pray
for five minutes. His girlfriend says to him, "I didn't know you were so religious?"
The young lad replies, "I didn't know your DAD was a PHARMACIST !!"

 

[Ezzy]

Definitely a good laugh here.

Strangely enough, my, now wife, was working in a pharmacy when l met her. This is where l did my banking. (Only reason l had to go there).

 

[Chris P Bacon]

Definitely a good laugh here.

Strangely enough, my, now wife, was working in a pharmacy when l met her. This is where l did my banking. (Only reason l had to go there).

HI Ezzy
Did the pharmacy pay high-interest rates? Just kidding.

 

[Robbo128]

my, now wife, was working in a pharmacy when l met her. This is where l did my banking.

How convenient. Could pick up a packet of condoms on the way in to ensure you made a safe deposit

 

[MargieD]

A young lad walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist,
"I need a pack of 3 condoms."
Pharmacist says, "You going to need 3?"
Lad replies," I've got a meal at my girlfriend's tonight
and I think her mum and sister both fancy me.
So I'm going to smash all three of them."
Pharmacist says, "Lucky you."
That night the young guy's sat at the dinner table with
his girlfriend and her mum and sister, when her dad walks in
and joins them. The young lad sinks into his chair and starts to pray
for five minutes. His girlfriend says to him, "I didn't know you were so religious?"
The young lad replies, "I didn't know your DAD was a PHARMACIST !!"

Good time to leave is NOW