The Pharmacist
A young lad walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist,
"I need a pack of 3 condoms."
Pharmacist says, "You going to need 3?"
Lad replies," I've got a meal at my girlfriend's tonight
and I think her mum and sister both fancy me.
So I'm going to smash all three of them."
Pharmacist says, "Lucky you."
That night the young guy's sat at the dinner table with
his girlfriend and her mum and sister, when her dad walks in
and joins them. The young lad sinks into his chair and starts to pray
for five minutes. His girlfriend says to him, "I didn't know you were so religious?"
The young lad replies, "I didn't know your DAD was a PHARMACIST !!"