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The neighbour

A man received the following text from his neighbour:
I am so sorry Bob, I've been riddled with guilt, and I have to confess.
I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night,
when you're not around. In fact, more than you.
I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept
my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again.
Bob in complete shock, didn't know what to do............
A few moments later, a second text message came in:
Damn spell check!
I meant "wi-fi"
 
🤣🤣🤣
 
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It would have been news to his wife also
 
Yes, spell check can be annoying sometimes.
 
Good one! I hate spell check!
 
The neighbour

A man received the following text from his neighbour:
I am so sorry Bob, I've been riddled with guilt, and I have to confess.
I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night,
when you're not around. In fact, more than you.
I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept
my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again.
Bob in complete shock, didn't know what to do............
A few moments later, a second text message came in:
Damn spell check!
I meant "wi-fi"
Whoops!
 
The neighbour

A man received the following text from his neighbour:
I am so sorry Bob, I've been riddled with guilt, and I have to confess.
I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night,
when you're not around. In fact, more than you.
I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept
my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again.
Bob in complete shock, didn't know what to do............
A few moments later, a second text message came in:
Damn spell check!
I meant "wi-fi"
 
Bloody good, too bad Bob had already murdered the wife!
 
Worse than spell check is the presumptive spelling that Apple use grrrrr
 
Worse than spell check is the presumptive spelling that Apple use grrrrr
that is a shocker, terrible words appear in my emails. i think we can turn it off, must investigate
 
The neighbour

A man received the following text from his neighbour:
I am so sorry Bob, I've been riddled with guilt, and I have to confess.
I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night,
when you're not around. In fact, more than you.
I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept
my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again.
Bob in complete shock, didn't know what to do............
A few moments later, a second text message came in:
Damn spell check!
I meant "wi-fi"
Lol are you sure it's wi-fi and not his wife Hahaha
 
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