The neighbour
A man received the following text from his neighbour:
I am so sorry Bob, I've been riddled with guilt, and I have to confess.
I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night,
when you're not around. In fact, more than you.
I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept
my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again.
Bob in complete shock, didn't know what to do............
A few moments later, a second text message came in:
Damn spell check!
I meant "wi-fi"