![Old woman :older_woman: 👵](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/7.0/png/unicode/64/1f475.png)
Two Little Old ladies
![Old woman :older_woman: 👵](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/7.0/png/unicode/64/1f475.png)
Two little old ladies, Connie, and Jean, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.
![Rose :rose: 🌹](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/7.0/png/unicode/64/1f339.png)
![Sunflower :sunflower: 🌻](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/7.0/png/unicode/64/1f33b.png)
![Hibiscus :hibiscus: 🌺](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/7.0/png/unicode/64/1f33a.png)
![Blossom :blossom: 🌼](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/7.0/png/unicode/64/1f33c.png)
![Cherry blossom :cherry_blossom: 🌸](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/7.0/png/unicode/64/1f338.png)
The short one, Jean, leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore. For $10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show”!
![Woman running :woman_running: 🏃♀️](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/7.0/png/unicode/64/1f3c3-2640.png)
"You're on!” said Connie, holding up a $10 bill.
So, Jean slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes.
![Handbag :handbag: 👜](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/7.0/png/unicode/64/1f45c.png)
![Dress :dress: 👗](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/7.0/png/unicode/64/1f457.png)
![Bikini :bikini: 👙](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/7.0/png/unicode/64/1f459.png)
![Gloves :gloves: 🧤](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/7.0/png/unicode/64/1f9e4.png)
🕶
![Flat shoe :womans_flat_shoe: 🥿](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/7.0/png/unicode/64/1f97f.png)
![Woman’s hat :womans_hat: 👒](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/7.0/png/unicode/64/1f452.png)
She grabbed a dried flower from a nearby display and held it between her teeth.
![Rose :rose: 🌹](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/7.0/png/unicode/64/1f339.png)
Then, completely naked, she streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.☺
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.
![Musical notes :notes: 🎶](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/7.0/png/unicode/64/1f3b6.png)
![Hibiscus :hibiscus: 🌺](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/7.0/png/unicode/64/1f33a.png)
🕶
![Megaphone :mega: 📣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/7.0/png/unicode/64/1f4e3.png)
![Grinning face with smiling eyes :smile: 😄](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/7.0/png/unicode/64/1f604.png)
![Musical score :musical_score: 🎼](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/7.0/png/unicode/64/1f3bc.png)
![Bell :bell: 🔔](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/7.0/png/unicode/64/1f514.png)
Finally, the smiling Jean came through the exit door to the sounds of a cheering, clapping crowd.
![Clapping hands :clap: 👏](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/7.0/png/unicode/64/1f44f.png)
![Woman gesturing OK :woman_gesturing_ok: 🙆♀️](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/7.0/png/unicode/64/1f646-2640.png)
![Man gesturing OK :man_gesturing_ok: 🙆♂️](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/7.0/png/unicode/64/1f646-2642.png)
![Woman raising hand :woman_raising_hand: 🙋♀️](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/7.0/png/unicode/64/1f64b-2640.png)
![Clapping hands :clap: 👏](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/7.0/png/unicode/64/1f44f.png)
"What happened?” asked Connie.
![Thinking face :thinking: 🤔](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/7.0/png/unicode/64/1f914.png)
"I won $1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement'!"
![Trophy :trophy: 🏆](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/7.0/png/unicode/64/1f3c6.png)
🎖
![Rose :rose: 🌹](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/7.0/png/unicode/64/1f339.png)
Life is short...
Break the rules
![Rose :rose: 🌹](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/7.0/png/unicode/64/1f339.png)