[Luckyus]

Quickie?​

A man in a restaurant says to the waitress

"Hi, can I have a quickie?"

The waitress gives him a dirty look and walks off.

She later approaches the table and the man again asks:

"Can I please have a quickie?" The waitress responds:

"Sir, If you ask me that one more time, I'm going to have to,

call my manager over." and walks off again.

The man looks completely bemused,

so the lady at the table next to his turns and says:

"I think it's pronounced 'kee-sh'."

 

[Sethia Soliman]

A man in a restaurant says to the waitress

"Hi, can I have a quickie?"

The waitress gives him a dirty look and walks off.

She later approaches the table and the man again asks:

"Can I please have a quickie?" The waitress responds:

"Sir, If you ask me that one more time, I'm going to have to,

call my manager over." and walks off again.

The man looks completely bemused,

so the lady at the table next to his turns and says:

"I think it's pronounced 'kee-sh'."

Saw this before but it still made me laugh! Way too funny

 

[Big G]

A man in a restaurant says to the waitress

"Hi, can I have a quickie?"

The waitress gives him a dirty look and walks off.

She later approaches the table and the man again asks:

"Can I please have a quickie?" The waitress responds:

"Sir, If you ask me that one more time, I'm going to have to,

call my manager over." and walks off again.

The man looks completely bemused,

so the lady at the table next to his turns and says:

"I think it's pronounced 'kee-sh'."

Another oldie; but .....

 

[Lee-Bee]

I like quickies

 

[JayKay]

That's funny, I've never heard that one before.
Must have been hiding under my rock.

 

[Luckyus]

I like quickies

I used to prefer knee tremblers?.