[Xe]

Bewdy mate, I'm glad I'm not the only one...I'd almost forgotten Roger.. a goody..

There was a young plumber of Sydney
Who was plumbing a maid by the sea;
She said stop your plumbing
I think someone's coming,
Said the plumber, still plumbing, 'tis me...

My goodness, Ted. You are incorrigible.

 

[Vinylted]

Hmm my middle name.....

There was a young student named Jones
Who'd reduce any maiden to moans;
By his wonderful knowledge
Acquired in college,
Of nineteen erogenous zones.

 

[Vinylted]

I'm sure the ladies should be aware of this one......

In the garden of Eden lay Adam
Complacently stroking his madam;
And loud was his mirth
For he knew that on earth,
There were only two balls - and he had 'em.

 

[Vinylted]

Rosalina a pretty young lass
Had a truly magnificent ass;
Not rounded and pink
As you possibly think ---
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.

 

[Fat&fancy]

There was a young man from Golosham
who took out his balls to wash em'
his wife said Jack
if ya don't put em' back
I'll step on the buggers and squash em'

 

[Xe]

@Vinylted you have some serious competition here!

 

[Vinylted]

Yay go for it Fat& Fancy, the more the merrier! You might like to contribute to the build a limerick one line at a time, some interesting results guaranteed... maybe...

 

[Vinylted]

The Kings of Peru were the Incas
Who ere known far & wide as great drinkas;
They worshipped the sun
And had lot's of fun,
But the peons all thought them great stinkas.

 

[Vinylted]

There once was a girl from Peak Hill
Who said she was feeling quite ill;
Said the doctor "No wonder
You feel you could chunder,
You've had aspirin instead of the pill!.

 

[Vinylted]

There was a young lady from Spain
Who enjoyed it no and again;
Not now and again
Like now and again,
But Now! , and again, and again..

 

[Vinylted]

I was born ten thousand years ago
Ain't nothing in this world that I don't know;
I saw Peter, Paul & Moses
Playing ring around the roses,
And I'll bash the bloke that says it isn't so!

This is actually a song to join limerick verses..... if correctly constructed a limerick should be able to be sung. eg:

 

[Vinylted]

There was once a girl of Siam
Who said to her love, young Kiam;
"If you take me of course
You must do it by force,
But God knows you are stronger than I am".

 

[Vinylted]

The Bishop of Ibu Plantation
Wrote a thesis on transfiguration;
For the Christian Review
(as all good Bishop's do),
While practicing miscegenation...

 

[KGB71]

Not one of mine, but had to join in…
There was a young harlot from Kew,
Who filled her vagina with glue.
She said with a grin
“If they pay to get in
They’ll pay to get out of it, too.”

 

[Vinylted]

Oooer you're pretty game mate... hahahhahaha

 

[Vinylted]

A young girl who was no good at tennis
But at swimming was really a menace;
Took pains to explain,
'It depends how you train;
I was a streetwalker in Venice."

 

[Vinylted]

There once was a young girl named Jeanie
Whose Dad was a terrible meanie;
He fashioned a latch
And a hatch for her snatch,
She could only be had by Houdini! oops

 

[Placid]

There was a young lady from Cape Cod
Who thought all good things came from God
But it wasn't the almighty
That lifted her nightie
But Roger, the lodger, the sod.

 

[Vinylted]

There was a young person of Jaipur
Who fell madly in love with a viper;
With screams of delight
He'd retire each night,
With the viper concealed in his diaper..

 

[Vinylted]

There's a singer in Newcastle city
Whose form is impressively pretty;
She is often addressed
By the name of "Beau Chest",
Which is thought to be tasteful and witty.