[Vinylted]

If Leo your own birthday marks
You will lust until forty, when starts;
A new pleasure in stamps
Boy scouts and their camps,
And fondling nude statues in parks!

 

[Vinylted]

A lassie from wee Ballachulish
Observed, "Och, virginity's foolish;
When a lad makes a try
'To say aught but "Aye!"
Is stubborn, pig-headed, and mulish."

 

[Vinylted]

There was a young student named Jones
Who'd reduce any maiden to moans;
By his wonderful knowledge
Acquired in college,
Of nineteen erogenous zones.

 

[Luckyus]

There was a young lady from Norway
Who hung by her heels from the doorway;
She told her young man
Get up off the divan,
I think I've discovered one more way!

Two cannibals out in Bengal
We're eating a preacher named Paul,
"How's it going there, Fred?"
Said the man at the head
Said the other, "I'm having a ball."

 

[Vinylted]

Two cannibals out in Bengal
We're eating a preacher named Paul,
"How's it going there, Fred?"
Said the man at the head
Said the other, "I'm having a ball."

Well done, I've not heard that one...

 

[Luckyus]

A comely young lady named Bricker
With men was decidedly slicker,
For she knew how to tease 'em,
And the tricks that would please 'em
And she knew how to hold on to her liquor?

 

[Vinylted]

There once was a young man named Treet
Who minced as he walked down the street;
He wore shoes of bright red
And playfully said,
"I may not be strong, but I'm sweet."

 

[Vinylted]

A comely young lady named Bricker
With men was decidedly slicker,
For she knew how to tease 'em,
And the tricks that would please 'em
And she knew how to hold on to her liquor?

Well done! welcome to the spicy & bold..

 

[Luckyus]

Well done! welcome to the spicy & bold..

Gotta be careful though lest I get slung off the forum.

 

[Luckyus]

There was a young lady from Lucknow
Who said, "If you don't have a buck now
Then your credit is fine,
Simply sign on this line,
You can always pay later and f**k now"

 

[Vinylted]

There was a young lady from Lucknow
Who said, "If you don't have a buck now
Then your credit is fine,
Simply sign on this line,
You can always pay later and f**k now"

Yes sailing a bit too close to the wind could be disastrous.... take care

 

[Vinylted]

A wanton young lady of Wimley
Reproached for not acting more primly;
Answered "Heavens above!
I know sex isn't love,
But it's such an attractive facsimile".

 

[Luckyus]

There was a young lass who begat
Three babes named Nat, Pat and Tat
It was fun in the breedin'
But hell in the feedin'
When she found there was no Tit for Tat.

 

[Vinylted]

There's a poet I know in Myponga
Who was banned from dancing the conga;
'Cos the heat of the dance
Made his trousers advance,
As the conga got longer and longer..