[Pink lion]

joke​

A guy walks into a bar and sees a little white dog, sitting on the piano stool playing the piano his head tilted back howling obviously enjoying himself.

While still looking back at the strange sight of the dog on the piano, he sits on a bar stool and after ordering a beer, he says to the barman "what's the story with the dog?"
The barman replies, "Oh he comes in here quite a bit and entertains the customers." The guy turns around leans on the bar and has another sip of his beer and watches.
Suddenly, a BIG brown dog very determinedly pushes the pub door open with his nose walks in, sees the dog on the piano stool howling away while playing on the piano, goes over behind him, grabs the little white dog in her jaws and drags him out whining and yelping .....
The room goes suddenly quiet. "What just happened?' said the guy to the barman? "Oh, you mean the brown dog?" says the barman, while moving a couple of trays.

"The big brown dog... that is his mother... she wants him to be a doctor!"

 

[Nanna@Goulburn]

Sing us a song piano man

 

[JayKay]

Mums tend to aim high, don't they?

 

[Pink lion]

Ha ha ha, know not all of them love, like many a child now grown, I relate to this joke completely

 

[Macarj]

joke​

A guy walks into a bar and sees a little white dog, sitting on the piano stool playing the piano his head tilted back howling obviously enjoying himself.

While still looking back at the strange sight of the dog on the piano, he sits on a bar stool and after ordering a beer, he says to the barman "what's the story with the dog?"
The barman replies, "Oh he comes in here quite a bit and entertains the customers." The guy turns around leans on the bar and has another sip of his beer and watches.
Suddenly, a BIG brown dog very determinedly pushes the pub door open with his nose walks in, sees the dog on the piano stool howling away while playing on the piano, goes over behind him, grabs the little white dog in her jaws and drags him out whining and yelping .....
The room goes suddenly quiet. "What just happened?' said the guy to the barman? "Oh, you mean the brown dog?" says the barman, while moving a couple of trays.

"The big brown dog... that is his mother... she wants him to be a doctor!"

Never saw that coming I thought it was going to be his wife