[Skipton]

I Want To Live Forever!​

A man tells a Rabbi:
''I have a strong desire to
live forever, what can I do?''
''Get married ,'' replies the Rabbi.
''And I will live forever?''
''No, but the desire will disappear!!!!''

 

[Jarred Santos]

I Want To Live Forever!​

A man tells a Rabbi:
''I have a strong desire to
live forever, what can I do?''
''Get married ,'' replies the Rabbi.
''And I will live forever?''
''No, but the desire will disappear!!!!''

Quits!

 

[Dennis]

Good to see some new jokes.

 

[WADuck]

Good to see some new jokes.

Maybe we could get you to give us some of yours then Dennis.

 

[thomas]

I thought the punch line might have been "no, but it will feel like it"

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

I Want To Live Forever!​

A man tells a Rabbi:
''I have a strong desire to
live forever, what can I do?''
''Get married ,'' replies the Rabbi.
''And I will live forever?''
''No, but the desire will disappear!!!!''

Lol, live forever with the same women! come-on Hahaha.

 

[Macarj]

Lol, live forever with the same women! come-on Hahaha.

I could but I guess I have the perfect wife

 

[Dougal]

I Want To Live Forever!​

A man tells a Rabbi:
''I have a strong desire to
live forever, what can I do?''
''Get married ,'' replies the Rabbi.
''And I will live forever?''
''No, but the desire will disappear!!!!''

Why a rabbi?

 

[MotherGoose]

Why a rabbi?

Why not a rabbi? Surely you are not anti-Semitic as well?

 

[Dougal]

Why not a rabbi? Surely you are not anti-Semitic as well?

You have failed to understand my comment which has nothing
whatever to do with my beliefs.

The published "joke" referred to a Rabbi, my question is why a
Rabbi when any of the following words would have sufficed ---
mate, friend, work colleague, neighbour etc etc

So I'll repeat the question; why a Rabbi?

 

[MotherGoose]

You have failed to understand my comment which has nothing
whatever to do with my beliefs.

The published "joke" referred to a Rabbi, my question is why a
Rabbi when any of the following words would have sufficed ---
mate, friend, work colleague, neighbour etc etc

So I'll repeat the question; why a Rabbi?

So you ask why a rabbi, I ask why NOT a rabbi? (with apologies to Robert Kennedy for paraphrasing his quote).

 

[Dougal]

So you ask why a rabbi, I ask why NOT a rabbi? (with apologies to Robert Kennedy for paraphrasing his quote).

To all members, I'm obviously wasting my time in fruitless dialogue with MotherGoose, so I'll repeat the question hoping someone out there has the answer.

Does anyone have any idea why a Rabbi has been selected for the "joke"?

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Maybe Skipton is Jewish! or the original Joker was Jewish.

 

[MotherGoose]

Translation for the humour-impaired...

A human being of the male gender tells another human being of the male gender
''I have a strong desire to live forever, what can I do?''
''Get married ,'' replies the second human being of the male gender
''And I will live forever?''
''No, but the desire will disappear!!!!''

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Translation for the humour-impaired...

A human being of the male gender tells another human being of the male gender
''I have a strong desire to live forever, what can I do?''
''Get married ,'' replies the second human being of the male gender
''And I will live forever?''
''No, but the desire will disappear!!!!''

Lol, well done Mothergoose Hahaha, that settles that.

 

[Reet]

I Want To Live Forever!​

A man tells a Rabbi:
''I have a strong desire to
live forever, what can I do?''
''Get married ,'' replies the Rabbi.
''And I will live forever?''
''No, but the desire will disappear!!!!''

Or maybe it will just feel like forever!!

 

[APapaz]

Translation for the humour-impaired...

A human being of the male gender tells another human being of the male gender
''I have a strong desire to live forever, what can I do?''
''Get married ,'' replies the second human being of the male gender
''And I will live forever?''
''No, but the desire will disappear!!!!''

“Humour Impaired” I like that MotherGoose!!

 

[Mina vriesekolk]

Happy wife, happy life!

 

[Ezzy]

Could be any religion for me & it wouldn't make a difference to me. May 6th will be 51 years married & l wouldn't change a thing.
(best of all perhaps we were old fashioned & didn't live together first)

 

[Suzanne rose]

I Want To Live Forever!​

A man tells a Rabbi:
''I have a strong desire to
live forever, what can I do?''
''Get married ,'' replies the Rabbi.
''And I will live forever?''
''No, but the desire will disappear!!!!''