[Suzanne rose]

Dr: Any ideas why you are so overweight?
Patient: It's a gene thing, my whole family is obese.
Dr: Is your dog fat.
Patient: Yeah she's huge.
Dr: So ... its not a gene thing then!

 

[Suzanne rose]

 

[Suzanne rose]

 

[Wandiwa]

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Winking with your little cute puss, is gonna pull any guy.

 

[Wandiwa]

Winking with your little cute puss, is gonna pull any guy.

I know right, I even surprised myself with that one.

 

[MJFlack]

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[Wandiwa]

Dinosaurs didn't have coffee, and look how that worked out !!!

 

[Wandiwa]

Coffee: A liquid hug for your brain.

 

[Suzanne rose]

Dinosaurs didn't have coffee, and look how that worked out !!!

You haven't seen me if I miss my morning coffee or two

 

[Suzanne rose]

 

[Suzanne rose]

 

[Wandiwa]

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Chocolate and alcohol .... 2 of the 5 food groups, not sure what the other 3 are?

 

[Mrtnst]

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Forgetting passwords.

 

[Suzanne rose]

Chocolate and alcohol .... 2 of the 5 food groups, not sure what the other 3 are?

More alcohol and double more chocolate

 

[Mrtnst]

I Googled spoonerism, I didn't think it was a real word ..... reversal of the initial letters or syllables of two or more words, such as “I have a half-warmed fish in my mind” (for “half-formed wish”) and “a blushing crow” (for “a crushing blow”). If you already knew that was a spoonerism, then you have a very good grasp on the english language.

Spoonerism = Wangling your T*rds.

 

[Mrtnst]

There should be interactive museums where people can interact with history.

There's a museum of executions, with working guillotines, iron ladies Etc.

Politicians are welcome to try out any exhibit.

 

[MJFlack]

There's a museum of executions, with working guillotines, iron ladies Etc.

Politicians are welcome to try out any exhibit.

Did you know the Iron Lady was never an actual torture mechanism? It was created as an exhibit in an English castle museum. π

 

[Mrtnst]

Did you know the Iron Lady was never an actual torture mechanism? It was created as an exhibit in an English castle museum. π

So long as they keep inviting politicians to try it out, I'm happy to ignore any historical inaccuracies.

 

[MJFlack]

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[Wandiwa]

Did you know the Iron Lady was never an actual torture mechanism? It was created as an exhibit in an English castle museum.

Another historical error .... Wild west cowboy movies show tumbleweeds ... They accidentally arrived in South Dakota in 1870 in a shipment of flax seeds from Russia.