[Luckyus]

Doctors Assistant​

A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work for a day. So he approached his assistant "Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients".

"Yes, sir!" answers Murphy.

The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: "So, Murphy, how was your day?"

Murphy told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so he did, so I gave him Paracetamol."

"Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?" asks the doctor.

"The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, says Murphy.

"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.

"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman bursts in so she does. Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everything including her bra and her knickers and lies down on the table, and shouts: 'HELP ME for the love of St Patrick! For five years I have not seen a man!’

"Tunderin' lard, Murphy, what did you do?" asks the doctor.


"I put drops in her eyes."And sent her to Spec Savers."

 

[Sethia Soliman]

A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work for a day. So he approached his assistant "Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients".

"Yes, sir!" answers Murphy.

The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: "So, Murphy, how was your day?"

Murphy told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so he did, so I gave him Paracetamol."

"Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?" asks the doctor.

"The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, says Murphy.

"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.

"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman bursts in so she does. Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everything including her bra and her knickers and lies down on the table, and shouts: 'HELP ME for the love of St Patrick! For five years I have not seen a man!’

"Tunderin' lard, Murphy, what did you do?" asks the doctor.


"I put drops in her eyes."And sent her to Spec Savers."

HAHAHAHAHA! Ok - my mind must be in the gutter.

 

[EILEEN W]

Love it!!

 

[Dennis]

To do or not to do that is the question.

 

[Gazman]

A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work for a day. So he approached his assistant "Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients".

"Yes, sir!" answers Murphy.

The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: "So, Murphy, how was your day?"

Murphy told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so he did, so I gave him Paracetamol."

"Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?" asks the doctor.

"The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, says Murphy.

"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.

"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman bursts in so she does. Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everything including her bra and her knickers and lies down on the table, and shouts: 'HELP ME for the love of St Patrick! For five years I have not seen a man!’

"Tunderin' lard, Murphy, what did you do?" asks the doctor.


"I put drops in her eyes."And sent her to Spec Savers."

ROFLMAO

 

[mylittletibbies]

ROFLMAO

What does that mean?

 

[margie]

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work for a day. So he approached his assistant "Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients".

"Yes, sir!" answers Murphy.

The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: "So, Murphy, how was your day?"

Murphy told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so he did, so I gave him Paracetamol."

"Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?" asks the doctor.

"The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, says Murphy.

"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.

"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman bursts in so she does. Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everything including her bra and her knickers and lies down on the table, and shouts: 'HELP ME for the love of St Patrick! For five years I have not seen a man!’

"Tunderin' lard, Murphy, what did you do?" asks the doctor.


"I put drops in her eyes."And sent her to Spec Savers."

Lol now that's a good caring assistant Doctor Hahaha

 

[Mistydolphin1]

That was a new one for me, loved it.

 

[JayKay]

What does that mean?

Rolling on the floor laughing my ar*e off!!!

 

[Gazman]

What does that mean?

Rolling on floor laughing my a.se off!

 

[Macarj]

A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work for a day. So he approached his assistant "Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients".

"Yes, sir!" answers Murphy.

The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks: "So, Murphy, how was your day?"

Murphy told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so he did, so I gave him Paracetamol."

"Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?" asks the doctor.

"The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, says Murphy.

"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.

"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young gorgeous woman bursts in so she does. Like a bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everything including her bra and her knickers and lies down on the table, and shouts: 'HELP ME for the love of St Patrick! For five years I have not seen a man!’

"Tunderin' lard, Murphy, what did you do?" asks the doctor.


"I put drops in her eyes."And sent her to Spec Savers."

Yeah sure he did

 

[Ezzy]

Didn't do any more than his hypocritical oath allowed him to do. Silly bugger, perhaps?