After all one of the best ways to stay young at heart is to let your inner child out regularly. I'm on my way to see the grandkids and watch a princess movie with my 7 year old granddaughter and have been given strict instructions that a princess crown is required dress code. So i need to finish putting the sparkle on my crown. Have a laugh its good for your health both mental and Physical.
 
isnt it about time that you put up adult jokes not children ones like this
It’s just for the fun of it and sometimes I need something to bring a smile to my face
Knock Knock ...
Who's there?
Grandpa !
STOP THE FUNERAL!!!
Unlikely, I knew my grandfather the funeral would definitely go ahead!
 
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It’s just for the fun of it and sometimes I need something to bring a smile to my face

Unlikely, I knew my grandfather the funeral would definitely go ahead!
Ouch!
 
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Why do brides wear white?
Because that's the colour of all kitchen appliances!
That was our second son’s favourite saying around weddings.

He had a retort for every setting❣️
 
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Thank you 👩‍⚕️
 
Keep the jokes coming - they brighten the day.
 
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2 jokes a day you are bound not to please everybody
 
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Love it it’s a dad joke
 
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I loved the TRUE story of Chanel 7, Perth Children's Show (live) when a Kidy asked " What part of Popeye never rusts" and gives the answer" The bit he puts in Olive Oyl". No pause in those days. Straight to air.
Excellent 😃 joke.
 
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