[Mikev]

Dad Joke ​

Why do nurses always carry red crayons?

In case they need to draw blood.

 

[spalasskyeterriers]

isnt it about time that you put up adult jokes not children ones like this

 

[Geoff01]

isnt it about time that you put up adult jokes not children ones like this

Lighten up, it's all a bit of fun.

 

[UNIT1000]

isnt it about time that you put up adult jokes not children ones like this

agree

 

[Nevertiki]

isnt it about time that you put up adult jokes not children ones like this

Why? Any time is the right time for jokes. Any age and any time.

 

[NotNats]

I love the kids jokes as I say them to my grandkids when they visit. They love them.

 

[Dennis]

Quite right.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Knock-Knock Whose there? Catch Catch who? God bless you.

 

[Singalong]

HA HA.

 

[Reet]

Why do brides wear white?
Because that's the colour of all kitchen appliances!

 

[Luckyus]

Silly jokes bring out the inner child? and what's wrong with that with all the other shite and hatred going around.

 

[Wandiwa]

Quite right.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Knock-Knock Whose there? Catch Catch who? God bless you.

Knock Knock ...
Who's there?
Grandpa !
STOP THE FUNERAL!!!

 

[JeffP]

isnt it about time that you put up adult jokes not children ones like this

talk about a Grinch. Get a sense of humour and stop taking things so seriously

 

[Wandiwa]

isnt it about time that you put up adult jokes not children ones like this

Adult jokes are bound to offend somebody, kiddy jokes offend no-one apart from grumble-bums.

 

[magpie1]

isnt it about time that you put up adult jokes not children ones like this

you are more than welcome to tell one ......waiting, waiting.

 

[UruauP]

Good one.

 

[gordon1940]

I loved the TRUE story of Chanel 7, Perth Children's Show (live) when a Kidy asked " What part of Popeye never rusts" and gives the answer" The bit he puts in Olive Oyl". No pause in those days. Straight to air.

 

[Wendy]

I liked it, I just sent it to my Granddaughter she's a phlebotomist, she'll love it.

 

[Wandiwa]

I liked it, I just sent it to my Granddaughter she's a phlebotomist, she'll love it.

Had to Google it : A phlebotomist is a medical professional who is trained to perform blood draws on children and adults.

 

[DLHM]

isnt it about time that you put up adult jokes not children ones like this

Obviously you don’t understand the meaning of a “Dad Joke”. Don’t read it if it’s not mature enough for you.

 

[Viellarde]

isnt it about time that you put up adult jokes not children ones like this

Are we not supposed to be in our 2nd childhood? (not speaking for you of course)