[Mikev]

Dad Joke ​

A colorblind friend insists that all apples are yellow.

I told him that was bananas.

 

[Skydiver]

Don't get it!

 

[mOiOz]

Don't get it!

'Bananas' (like 'nuts') is also a term implying craziness.
He's just monkeying around!

 

[gentlejack]

'Bananas' (like 'nuts') is also a term implying craziness.
He's just monkeying around!

Yes, Monkeys love Bananas

 

[SirExton]

Yes, Monkeys love Bananas

Monkey Nuts too!

 

[Luckyus]

Monkey Nuts too!

HAD TO BRING SEX INTO IT,
JUST COULDN'T HELP YOURSELF?
COULD YOU
SirExton

 

[Luckyus]

I DON'T FART

I JUST WHISPER IN MY PANTS.

SOMETIMES IT'S A SCREAM?

 

[gentlejack]

HAD TO BRING SEX INTO IT,
JUST COULDN'T HELP YOURSELF?

Monke

HAD TO BRING SEX INTO IT,
JUST COULDN'T HELP

HAD TO BRING SEX INTO IT,
JUST COULDN'T HELP YOURSELF?

Just wondering where I have gone wrong if sex is bad

 

[SirExton]

HAD TO BRING SEX INTO IT,
JUST COULDN'T HELP YOURSELF?
COULD YOU
SirExton

U must have a one track mind???? I was actually thinking of Monkey Nuts, in mixed nuts! But I can go with that thought, if you are lonely Luckyus

 

[SirExton]

I DON'T FART

I JUST WHISPER IN MY PANTS.

SOMETIMES IT'S A SCREAM?

My two daughters, Megan and Loren call me Farter, not Father when addressing me.

 

[mOiOz]

U must have a one track mind???? I was actually thinking of Monkey Nuts, in mixed nuts! But I can go with that thought, if you are lonely Luckyus

As kids, we used to call Peanuts in their shells, Monkey Nuts

 

[SirExton]

As kids, we used to call Peanuts in their shells, Monkey Nuts

Is that because there was always two in a pod??

 

[mOiOz]

Is that because there was always two in a pod??

LOL !!!

 

[Luckyus]

U must have a one track mind???? I was actually thinking of Monkey Nuts, in mixed nuts! But I can go with that thought, if you are lonely Luckyus

Two types of bloke in the world wankers or liars?

 

[mOiOz]

Two types of bloke in the world wankers or liars?

The name 'Monkey Nuts' was genuinely (and probably still is) used in South Africa for peanuts with shells. Yet, shelled Monkey Nuts are called Peanuts.
It's probably derived from seeing the monkeys there eat them from the trees. They do shell them before doing so.

 

[Luckyus]

The name 'Monkey Nuts' was genuinely (and probably still is) used in South Africa for peanuts with shells. Yet, shelled Monkey Nuts are called Peanuts.
It's probably derived from seeing the monkeys there eat them from the trees. They do shell them before doing so.

I know, unfortunately things don't go as planned, this is what happens when you try and start a bit of frivolity into the discussions

 

[mOiOz]

I know, unfortunately things don't go as planned, this is what happens when you try and start a bit of frivolity into the discussions

I think it's hilarious and love feedback on other interpretations!
It's a bit like Americans calling their kid 'Randy' or referring to one's butt as a 'Fanny' (which is also a name) - and this is supposedy in the SAME language!

 

[Luckyus]

I think it's hilarious and love feedback on other interpretations!
It's a bit like Americans calling their kid 'Randy' or referring to one's butt as a 'Fanny' (which is also a name) - and this is supposedy in the SAME language!

As far as I know we never referred to the rear as that name, thats what we called the front. An Americanism that crept into real English, the only one I can remember used to say my name is Frances you pig?