[Mikev]

Dad Joke ​

A colorblind friend insists that all apples are yellow.

I told him that was bananas.

 

[Skydiver]

Don't get it!

 

[mOiOz]

Don't get it!

'Bananas' (like 'nuts') is also a term implying craziness.
He's just monkeying around!

 

[gentlejack]

'Bananas' (like 'nuts') is also a term implying craziness.
He's just monkeying around!

Yes, Monkeys love Bananas

 

[SirExton]

Yes, Monkeys love Bananas

Monkey Nuts too!

 

[Luckyus]

Monkey Nuts too!

HAD TO BRING SEX INTO IT,
JUST COULDN'T HELP YOURSELF?
COULD YOU
SirExton

 

[Luckyus]

I DON'T FART

I JUST WHISPER IN MY PANTS.

SOMETIMES IT'S A SCREAM?

 

[gentlejack]

HAD TO BRING SEX INTO IT,
JUST COULDN'T HELP YOURSELF?

Monke

HAD TO BRING SEX INTO IT,
JUST COULDN'T HELP

HAD TO BRING SEX INTO IT,
JUST COULDN'T HELP YOURSELF?

Just wondering where I have gone wrong if sex is bad

 

[SirExton]

HAD TO BRING SEX INTO IT,
JUST COULDN'T HELP YOURSELF?
COULD YOU
SirExton

U must have a one track mind???? I was actually thinking of Monkey Nuts, in mixed nuts! But I can go with that thought, if you are lonely Luckyus

 

[SirExton]

I DON'T FART

I JUST WHISPER IN MY PANTS.

SOMETIMES IT'S A SCREAM?

My two daughters, Megan and Loren call me Farter, not Father when addressing me.

 

[mOiOz]

U must have a one track mind???? I was actually thinking of Monkey Nuts, in mixed nuts! But I can go with that thought, if you are lonely Luckyus

As kids, we used to call Peanuts in their shells, Monkey Nuts

 

[SirExton]

As kids, we used to call Peanuts in their shells, Monkey Nuts

Is that because there was always two in a pod??

 

[mOiOz]

Is that because there was always two in a pod??

LOL !!!