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Hahahaha I can relate to all of that but of course it is not very funny

I am not sure if this is the best place to report what I heard on Sunrise this morning but they were talking about someone from the MCG revealing that Taylor Swift was coming to Australia and Nat Barr replied that she loves a good leak which is uncharacteristic

What a brilliant and totally correct reply from Earl

H It would have been better for him to attend a nudist aerobics class 🤔

If you haven’t heard of Briggs and Stratton you must have been using scissors to cut your lawn

What is going to happen after a couple of days because the boat can only hold so much before it sinks? Cheers 🍺🍺

After being married for 53 years I do not think anyone would be capable of accommodating a 23 year old

It is obvious that popsicles don’t work so both families will have to try some other bait in the future 🫣

W We had a spare allotment next door and all the neighbourhood kids would race home from school for a game of soccer One stipulation was that we finish before 5.30pm so we could listen to Hop Harrigan on the wireless

There was a fellow named Mugabe who I think ran Zimbabwe at some stage If you pronounce his name backwards it becomes E ba gum

Is that why I couldn’t walk until I was 1?🧐

Was Mr Magoo in on the conversation?

What is he doing with his phone while he is on the toilet?😷

My wife laughed her head off when I read her this joke and she was so loud I had to shut our windows 🥴