[Cheb]

Earl and Bubba​

Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat
fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking beer
when suddenly Bubba says,
"Think I'm gonna divorce the wife--
she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months."

Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer
and says, "Better think it over;
women like that are hard to find."

 

[Jarred Santos]

Earl and Bubba​

Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat
fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking beer
when suddenly Bubba says,
"Think I'm gonna divorce the wife--
she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months."

Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer
and says, "Better think it over;
women like that are hard to find."

Don't let Earl's wife find out what he said...

 

[margie]

 

[John Lalor]

Earl and Bubba​

Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat
fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking beer
when suddenly Bubba says,
"Think I'm gonna divorce the wife--
she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months."

Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer
and says, "Better think it over;
women like that are hard to find."

What a brilliant and totally correct reply from Earl

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Earl and Bubba​

Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat
fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking beer
when suddenly Bubba says,
"Think I'm gonna divorce the wife--
she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months."

Earl spits overboard, takes a long, slow sip of beer
and says, "Better think it over;
women like that are hard to find."

Lol, well said Earl, I wish I had a wife like that. Bla Bla Bla Hahaha