[Skipton]

Count Your Blessings!​

A group of seniors was sitting around talking about all their ailments at the coffee shop.
"My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.
Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad; I can't even see my coffee."
"I couldn't even mark an "X" at election time, my hands are so crippled," volunteered a third.
"What? Speak up! What? I can't hear you, said one elderly lady!"
"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said one, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
"My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!" exclaimed another.
"I forget where I am, and where I'm going," said another
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.
The others nodded in agreement.
"Well, count your Blessings," said a woman cheerfully.... "Thank God we can all still drive."​

 

[Johno1]

"Not funny Jan"

 

[Emmy Im12]

Count Your Blessings!

A group of seniors was sitting around talking about all their ailments at the coffee shop.
"My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.
Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad; I can't even see my coffee."
"I couldn't even mark an "X" at election time, my hands are so crippled," volunteered a third.
"What? Speak up! What? I can't hear you, said one elderly lady!"
"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said one, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
"My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!" exclaimed another.
"I forget where I am, and where I'm going," said another
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.
The others nodded in agreement.
"Well, count your Blessings," said a woman cheerfully.... "Thank God we can all still drive."​

 

[Gazman]

Count Your Blessings!

A group of seniors was sitting around talking about all their ailments at the coffee shop.
"My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.
Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad; I can't even see my coffee."
"I couldn't even mark an "X" at election time, my hands are so crippled," volunteered a third.
"What? Speak up! What? I can't hear you, said one elderly lady!"
"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said one, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
"My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!" exclaimed another.
"I forget where I am, and where I'm going," said another
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.
The others nodded in agreement.
"Well, count your Blessings," said a woman cheerfully.... "Thank God we can all still drive."​

How true that is! Can't really complain though as I'm getting there too! LMAO

 

[Joyem]

Oh to looking forward to old age!

 

[John Lalor]

Count Your Blessings!

A group of seniors was sitting around talking about all their ailments at the coffee shop.
"My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.
Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad; I can't even see my coffee."
"I couldn't even mark an "X" at election time, my hands are so crippled," volunteered a third.
"What? Speak up! What? I can't hear you, said one elderly lady!"
"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said one, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
"My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!" exclaimed another.
"I forget where I am, and where I'm going," said another
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.
The others nodded in agreement.
"Well, count your Blessings," said a woman cheerfully.... "Thank God we can all still drive."​

Was Mr Magoo in on the conversation?

 

[Luckyus]

Count Your Blessings!

A group of seniors was sitting around talking about all their ailments at the coffee shop.
"My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one.
Yes, I know," said another. "My cataracts are so bad; I can't even see my coffee."
"I couldn't even mark an "X" at election time, my hands are so crippled," volunteered a third.
"What? Speak up! What? I can't hear you, said one elderly lady!"
"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said one, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
"My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy!" exclaimed another.
"I forget where I am, and where I'm going," said another
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as he slowly shook his head.
The others nodded in agreement.
"Well, count your Blessings," said a woman cheerfully.... "Thank God we can all still drive."​

Ain't that the truth