[mOiOz]

TWO ELDERLY MEN

Two elderly men were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turned to the other and says,
"Sam, I'm 83 years old now and I'm full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"
Sam says, "Well, I feel like a newborn baby."
"Really!? Like a baby!?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, soft skin and I think I just wet myself."

 

[Jarred Santos]

TWO ELDERLY MEN

Two elderly men were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turned to the other and says,
"Sam, I'm 83 years old now and I'm full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"
Sam says, "Well, I feel like a newborn baby."
"Really!? Like a baby!?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, soft skin and I think I just wet myself."

'On the upside I also always get the nurses' attention... they ask me if I've taken my medicine.'

 

[Dennis]

Another oldie.

 

[John Lalor]

TWO ELDERLY MEN

Two elderly men were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turned to the other and says,
"Sam, I'm 83 years old now and I'm full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"
Sam says, "Well, I feel like a newborn baby."
"Really!? Like a baby!?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, soft skin and I think I just wet myself."

Hahahaha I can relate to all of that but of course it is not very funny

 

[Darron]

Not so funny

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

TWO ELDERLY MEN

Two elderly men were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turned to the other and says,
"Sam, I'm 83 years old now and I'm full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"
Sam says, "Well, I feel like a newborn baby."
"Really!? Like a baby!?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, soft skin and I think I just wet myself."

Lol, So very true. As you get older, the more you become a old baby Lol, you also have to wear a nappy and some one will need to clean your ass. Hahaha.