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Sounds At a gentleman's club in London two elderly men are sitting in armchairs in front of the fireplace and one says "the sound is Whoomb!" the other old man says " you are wrong the sound is Whump" just then a young waitress passes by and she says " I am sorry to interrupt gentlemen but the...

POOPS dog walkers Image Credit: Supplied Photo shows some of the Busselton POOPS group (yours truly 4th from LHS) at our Christmas fund raising function on the beach. POOPS means Pets Of Older Persons.

Kmart whinge There have been many whinges about Kmart and the requests to see your till tickets when you leave but here is another one. Compare Kmart to Bunnings, the latter stores have baskets at the end of every aisle for customers convenience, but not Kmart as they are only available at the...

Driving hazards Hello Guys, My wife and I are both 85 years old and we both still drive and hold valid driving licences, yesterday my wife whilst I was driving at 100kph said “what would a passenger do if the driver (me) collapsed whilst driving”. We discussed this at length but in the end I...

Riddle The Bus Driver The bus driver was going the wrong way in a one way street but the police in the police car didn't stop him so why was that?

British Museum Joke. Joke competition British Museum Joke. There were two cleaners who were cleaning in the hall of statues and one of them was clumsy and she broke off a penis on a statue with her broom. Her friend suggested that they glue it back on and nobody would ever know so that is what...

Football Joke Two 70 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives. When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day. One day Mike says, "Joe, we both loved football all our lives, and we played football on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one...

Kmart till dockets Hello Guys, I am just wondering what would happen at a Kmart store if I refused to show the person at the door the receipt for the items I have purchased, maybe you can find out why they do that. Exactly what powers do they have and are they enforceable. Personally at my age...

A new boy ?? Hello everybody, I wish I was new but at age 84 I think I have passed my 'used by' date, but never mind I haven't gone off yet.