[Leonard Hall]

British Museum Joke.​

Joke competition British Museum Joke. There were two cleaners who were cleaning in the hall of statues and one of them was clumsy and she broke off a penis on a statue with her broom. Her friend suggested that they glue it back on and nobody would ever know so that is what they did. The next day the cleaner was summoned to the curators office where he accused her of breaking the penis off the statue. She was informed that they had stuck it back on pointing upwards instead of hanging down. The cleaner apologised and then said that was the only way she had ever seen them.

 

[Sethia Soliman]

British Museum Joke.​

Joke competition British Museum Joke. There were two cleaners who were cleaning in the hall of statues and one of them was clumsy and she broke off a penis on a statue with her broom. Her friend suggested that they glue it back on and nobody would ever know so that is what they did. The next day the cleaner was summoned to the curators office where he accused her of breaking the penis off the statue. She was informed that they had stuck it back on pointing upwards instead of hanging down. The cleaner apologised and then said that was the only way she had ever seen them.

MY JAW DROPPED

 

[Dennis]

British Museum Joke.​

Joke competition British Museum Joke. There were two cleaners who were cleaning in the hall of statues and one of them was clumsy and she broke off a penis on a statue with her broom. Her friend suggested that they glue it back on and nobody would ever know so that is what they did. The next day the cleaner was summoned to the curators office where he accused her of breaking the penis off the statue. She was informed that they had stuck it back on pointing upwards instead of hanging down. The cleaner apologised and then said that was the only way she had ever seen them.

Lucky her.

 

[Nana Zorak]

That's how you hope they are!

 

[RositaDiaz48]

British Museum Joke.​

Joke competition British Museum Joke. There were two cleaners who were cleaning in the hall of statues and one of them was clumsy and she broke off a penis on a statue with her broom. Her friend suggested that they glue it back on and nobody would ever know so that is what they did. The next day the cleaner was summoned to the curators office where he accused her of breaking the penis off the statue. She was informed that they had stuck it back on pointing upwards instead of hanging down. The cleaner apologised and then said that was the only way she had ever seen them.

 

[Luckyus]

British Museum Joke.​

Joke competition British Museum Joke. There were two cleaners who were cleaning in the hall of statues and one of them was clumsy and she broke off a penis on a statue with her broom. Her friend suggested that they glue it back on and nobody would ever know so that is what they did. The next day the cleaner was summoned to the curators office where he accused her of breaking the penis off the statue. She was informed that they had stuck it back on pointing upwards instead of hanging down. The cleaner apologised and then said that was the only way she had ever seen them.

The good old days when I used to have to stick it under a branch to stop from pissing in my eye. Now I've got to hang it over the branch to stop from pissing on my boots.

 

[Goodbloke]

The good old days when I used to have to stick it under a branch to stop from pissing in my eye. Now I've got to hang it over the branch to stop from pissing on my boots.

1/4 a tablet of Viagra each day stops me weeing in my slippers hahahhahaaha

 

[RositaDiaz48]

The good old days when I used to have to stick it under a branch to stop from pissing in my eye. Now I've got to hang it over the branch to stop from pissing on my boots.

 

[Hrynpa]

British Museum Joke.​

Joke competition British Museum Joke. There were two cleaners who were cleaning in the hall of statues and one of them was clumsy and she broke off a penis on a statue with her broom. Her friend suggested that they glue it back on and nobody would ever know so that is what they did. The next day the cleaner was summoned to the curators office where he accused her of breaking the penis off the statue. She was informed that they had stuck it back on pointing upwards instead of hanging down. The cleaner apologised and then said that was the only way she had ever seen them.

Very Funny

 

[Ezzy]

British Museum Joke.​

Joke competition British Museum Joke. There were two cleaners who were cleaning in the hall of statues and one of them was clumsy and she broke off a penis on a statue with her broom. Her friend suggested that they glue it back on and nobody would ever know so that is what they did. The next day the cleaner was summoned to the curators office where he accused her of breaking the penis off the statue. She was informed that they had stuck it back on pointing upwards instead of hanging down. The cleaner apologised and then said that was the only way she had ever seen them.

That's how l remember it too about 10 years ago. Oh to be young again.