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Draughtsmen with one hand in the pocket and the other holding a pencil?

Remind me again WTF she is?

WE ARE HERE AREN'T WE?

PEACHY JUST PEACHY

I am a retired senior and luckily enough, (Christ how old are you? or was he a childhood friend?) 😊😊

Stay there I'll get a cushion for your knees? 😊😊

Todays, bad days? are going to be tomorrow's good old days?

As far as I know we never referred to the rear as that name, thats what we called the front. An Americanism that crept into real English, the only one I can remember used to say my name is Frances you pig?

I know, unfortunately things don't go as planned, this is what happens when you try and start a bit of frivolity into the discussions

A few years ago it came to light that 4000 tonnes of Barramundi had been caught in Australia, but the official rates were only 500 tonnes officially caught in Australian waters.

I used to smoke some bad shit years ago, but I,m certain that one o them wasn't asbestos?

I pissed a lot of money against the wall over the years but still managed to save and buy a house all without any government hand outs? The amount made available to the Indigenous members or as they like to point out the traditional owners? claims made by the half chats. My question where the...

Urine?

These are people who have worked hard all their lives, who have always managed to get by, and who now find themselves in need—often for the first time. Thanks Albo,Penny, Jim and Richard etc. for whats turning out to be sod damn all?

Two types of bloke in the world wankers or liars?

The only problems I ever came across was when some rotten git wouldn't pass the toke, always wanting the extra couple of hits shitehawk.

CAULIFLOWERS

DAMPENED

THE FIRST PERSON I THOUGHT OF WAS THE VICTORIA PM?