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I think the biggest trick here is to ask the person why they need 'my' banking details when they want me to put money into 'their' account. Ask them for their banking details so you can put the money into their account. See how quickly they hang up!

I thought it was dicktheria.

All the Dogs in the Batersy Dogs Home have been stolen. Police are desperately looking for Leads. Hanging is too good for a Punster. He should be drawn and quoted!

Don't call it a 'Hack'. It is a promotional push from Woolworths. You get bonus points, they make more profits.

You should have strung them along, just to upset them and have a little fun on the way at their expense. Serve them right.

Very poor taste. However, let's see how long the marriage lasts.

I would have grabbed her foot with both hands and rotated it sharply in one direction.

The difference between a Joke and a Prank is that with a Prank one less person laughs. In this case a lot of people would not be laughing. He should be made to replace/pay for the items wasted because of his prank.

If an item I regularly buy is marked down or on special, I will usually buy it. Knowing that when I get to the check out I will pay the marked down price. If it scans at the old higher price I will call the assistant over and get them to check it for me. I expect to pay the lower price. I would...

You know what Winnie the Pooh will be when he dies? Stiff Sh**!

Now he will be judged by his maker.

It was on my Bucket List to walk through this Gate. It is the last remaing gate, of the 14, that were the entrances to the walled city of Berlin. I passed through that gate on the 30th of April 2019.

Motto of the Taxman: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!

My biggest peeve was coming to Oz and having to learn Australian. At which most people ask me what I spoke before I came to Oz. I reply, 'English'!

Hanging is too good for Punsters. They should be drawn and quoted.

I think the conviction should stand. After all the Mother did take another life. However, I think mitigating circumstances should come into play here. Her sentence should have been suspended on her entering into a good behavior bond. I can fully understand her motive. If anyone interfered with...

OBAG.

I prefer the similar product Promite as opposed to Vegemite. Now when I can't get any more out of the jar with a knife, I 7/8th fill the jar with warm/hot water, give it a damn good shake and and drink it. Delicious.