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The Creative Diseases

A man and woman were about to "get it on". After meeting at a party earlier that night. He starts to take his shoes and socks off when she cries out,
"Oh wow, what happened to your feet??"
He replies, "Oh that. I had Tolio."
"You mean polio don't you?"
"No. It just infected my toes." Thinking nothing of it he begins taking off his pants.
"Oh my, what happened to your knee caps?" She asks.
"Oh that. It's nothing. I once had Kneasles."
"Don't you mean measles?" She asks.
"No. The disease only attacked my knees, therefore it's called kneasles"
He begins to take off his shorts,
she takes a quick look, and can't help but blurt out:
"Let me guess, Smallcox?"
 
The Creative Diseases

A man and woman were about to "get it on". After meeting at a party earlier that night. He starts to take his shoes and socks off when she cries out,
"Oh wow, what happened to your feet??"
He replies, "Oh that. I had Tolio."
"You mean polio don't you?"
"No. It just infected my toes." Thinking nothing of it he begins taking off his pants.
"Oh my, what happened to your knee caps?" She asks.
"Oh that. It's nothing. I once had Kneasles."
"Don't you mean measles?" She asks.
"No. The disease only attacked my knees, therefore it's called kneasles"
He begins to take off his shorts,
she takes a quick look, and can't help but blurt out:
"Let me guess, Smallcox?"
'Er... it's just cold!' :LOL:
 
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The Creative Diseases

A man and woman were about to "get it on". After meeting at a party earlier that night. He starts to take his shoes and socks off when she cries out,
"Oh wow, what happened to your feet??"
He replies, "Oh that. I had Tolio."
"You mean polio don't you?"
"No. It just infected my toes." Thinking nothing of it he begins taking off his pants.
"Oh my, what happened to your knee caps?" She asks.
"Oh that. It's nothing. I once had Kneasles."
"Don't you mean measles?" She asks.
"No. The disease only attacked my knees, therefore it's called kneasles"
He begins to take off his shorts,
she takes a quick look, and can't help but blurt out:
"Let me guess, Smallcox?"
Haha too good 😂😂😂
 
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The Creative Diseases

A man and woman were about to "get it on". After meeting at a party earlier that night. He starts to take his shoes and socks off when she cries out,
"Oh wow, what happened to your feet??"
He replies, "Oh that. I had Tolio."
"You mean polio don't you?"
"No. It just infected my toes." Thinking nothing of it he begins taking off his pants.
"Oh my, what happened to your knee caps?" She asks.
"Oh that. It's nothing. I once had Kneasles."
"Don't you mean measles?" She asks.
"No. The disease only attacked my knees, therefore it's called kneasles"
He begins to take off his shorts,
she takes a quick look, and can't help but blurt out:
"Let me guess, Smallcox?"
Lol Don't tell me he called it Smallcock! because it attacked only his cock Hahaha
 
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The Creative Diseases

A man and woman were about to "get it on". After meeting at a party earlier that night. He starts to take his shoes and socks off when she cries out,
"Oh wow, what happened to your feet??"
He replies, "Oh that. I had Tolio."
"You mean polio don't you?"
"No. It just infected my toes." Thinking nothing of it he begins taking off his pants.
"Oh my, what happened to your knee caps?" She asks.
"Oh that. It's nothing. I once had Kneasles."
"Don't you mean measles?" She asks.
"No. The disease only attacked my knees, therefore it's called kneasles"
He begins to take off his shorts,
she takes a quick look, and can't help but blurt out:
"Let me guess, Smallcox?"
Juajuajua very good JOCK.!!!
 
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The Creative Diseases

A man and woman were about to "get it on". After meeting at a party earlier that night. He starts to take his shoes and socks off when she cries out,
"Oh wow, what happened to your feet??"
He replies, "Oh that. I had Tolio."
"You mean polio don't you?"
"No. It just infected my toes." Thinking nothing of it he begins taking off his pants.
"Oh my, what happened to your knee caps?" She asks.
"Oh that. It's nothing. I once had Kneasles."
"Don't you mean measles?" She asks.
"No. The disease only attacked my knees, therefore it's called kneasles"
He begins to take off his shorts,
she takes a quick look, and can't help but blurt out:
"Let me guess, Smallcox?"
Hilarious 😂 just absolutely love 😍 this
 
The Creative Diseases

A man and woman were about to "get it on". After meeting at a party earlier that night. He starts to take his shoes and socks off when she cries out,
"Oh wow, what happened to your feet??"
He replies, "Oh that. I had Tolio."
"You mean polio don't you?"
"No. It just infected my toes." Thinking nothing of it he begins taking off his pants.
"Oh my, what happened to your knee caps?" She asks.
"Oh that. It's nothing. I once had Kneasles."
"Don't you mean measles?" She asks.
"No. The disease only attacked my knees, therefore it's called kneasles"
He begins to take off his shorts,
she takes a quick look, and can't help but blurt out:
"Let me guess, Smallcox?"
I thought it was dicktheria.
 

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