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Bought some of these a while back. Noticed that they had a "waxy" feel to them, gave them two washes thought the washing machine on hottest setting, they do their job properly now. Velour t-towels are a problem.

Cruise control in the vehicle.

Perhaps his resistance/immune system was at a low ebb maybe due to flu, tiredness (overworked) etc. Just a thought.

And he will still be allowed to breed!

So now you're going to have a naughty 1.

Just loved the visual version of the shit hitting the fan. Another great one was in Mad, mad world of Jimmy Durante "kicking the bucket"

Prexactly.

Oh, GROW balls, I thought she was arranging the baubles on his tree.

Same here in Queensland, had it years ago when Joe Blow was in power, now Katter says it will upset the cows, biggest bulshitter ever, winter time it gets darker earlier, does that affect the cows??

Surprised she didn't slap you across the room.

What does 2025 hold for the world? Here’s what a famous 16th century astrologer saw in the stars. The heavy based fry pan that hit him!

I'm more inclined to believe the Irish prophesier who with uncanny accuracy predicted everything in the past!

Surely you jest.

Probably.

If I'm not mistaken a Darwin stubbie held TWO litres of beer as opposed to 375ml. Picture 2 litres of milk on your arm.

#9. Have a relative (through marriage) that has tiles on the floor throughout their house. They wear shoes but expect guests to take theirs off. Stuffed if I am going to polish their tiles with MY socks!

Saturdays in the computer shop I worked in in the early 2000's was extremely busy. One of these days i saw a customer come in who was already in Vesuvius mode. Eventually I was able to get to serve him and immediately was on the receiving end of a massive rant about the heavy traffic to get...

The only fruit I've had a disasters with was Kiwi fruit and Strawberries (did not cut the centre pith out)

Years ago I did this recipe but with fresh mango and also apricots (canned)

With all your knocking I reckon you don't have a door bell. (Thinks, don't think that came out right, bugger it, too late in the day.) Ding, Dennis Hope you have a great Day tomorrow. keep them knockers coming (Still don't think that came out right.)