[Iggydi]

Christmas Jokes​

Even the reindeers have demands ha ha

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Knock - Knock Who's there? Haywood, Hugh, and Harry, Haywood, Hugh and Harry who? Haywood Hugh Harry up and open the door.

 

[CliffE]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Knock - Knock Who's there? Haywood, Hugh, and Harry, Haywood, Hugh and Harry who? Haywood Hugh Harry up and open the door.

You should be nominated for the NO BELL prize.

 

[Still Ebby]

You should be nominated for the NO BELL prize.

Ouch

 

[Reet]

An old lady appeared in court on a charge of shoplifting.
The Judge said, "You are charged with the crime of theft. How do you plead? Are you Guilty or Not Guilty?"
"I don't know," replied the old lady sweetly, "I haven't heard the evidence yet"

 

[Dennis]

You should be nominated for the NO BELL prize.

Are you trying to say I have dropped a clangor, all my school mates called me Ding.

 

[CliffE]

Are you trying to say I have dropped a clangor, all my school mates called me Ding.

With all your knocking I reckon you don't have a door bell. (Thinks, don't think that came out right, bugger it, too late in the day.)
Ding, Dennis Hope you have a great Day tomorrow. keep them knockers coming (Still don't think that came out right.)

 

[magpie1]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Knock - Knock Who's there? Haywood, Hugh, and Harry, Haywood, Hugh and Harry who? Haywood Hugh Harry up and open the door.

Knock - Knock Who's there? May May who? May you have a Merry Christmas tomorrow Dennis. Thanks for all of the Puns throughout the year. Lots of Laughs.

 

[Reet]

Are you trying to say I have dropped a clangor, all my school mates called me Ding.

I wonder why??

 

[Still Ebby]

Are you trying to say I have dropped a clangor, all my school mates called me Ding.

A lovable 'Ding' no doubt