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Fungi are genetically close to humans Did you know fungi are more closely related to humans than plants? Despite their plant-like appearance, fungi share a common ancestor with animals, not plants. In fact, we share about 50% of our DNA with fungi—surprising, eh? They say that mushrooms are kept...

I was about to write somethings really risque but then I realized you were referring to a cat!

Should've gone to SpecSavers! (they do hearing aids as well)

Why do you dislike cucumbers? (curious)

Black Friday!? I didn't realize it was near the 13th already!

At long last! we can all become "long haired gits" and finally live the musical "HAIR" She asked him why Why I'm a hairy guy I'm hairy noon and nighty-night night My hair is a fright I'm hairy high and low But don't ask me why 'Cause he don't know It's not for lack of bread Like the Grateful...

At least there are no Crocodiles in Bunnings!

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New slogan, just like "The burgers are better....." "The chickens are pigeons at IGA"

It's made in China, isn't it?

And half the size, no doubt. They are where I live.

They use a "phone" number generator and it doesn't know/care if your number is silent.

Bureaucracy at its finest.

Actual conversation/s on my phone. Rings/answer Hello, hello, HELLO Is that Cliff Depends on who wants him (Insert anything you like with an Indian accent here) He's on another call/talking to someone/ busy at the moment/I'll get him for you and I'll just put you on hold for a short while. Then...

Tried sniffing Coke once, almost drowned.

Peeeple, you are all missing the point here. The shelves are fully stocked with invisible spray. Priced at $7.99. OY Vey!

Oh Suzanne shame on you not knowing who the current UK Prime minister is, everyone knows who he is, he is the bloke who kicked the previous one out and took over! Yes him! ;) PS, will you be putting out Christmas treats (recipes) at all?

One episode of The Project 2009 (I could not find anything else, Wikipedia has no listing for her and IMDB only has Priscilla and Project) (Google has less than IMDB)

Forgotten! We arrest our case.

I'll see your Rubbish and raise you two rubbishes, The common name for dihydrogen monoxide is water. Dihydrogen monoxide is the scientific name for water, but it's rarely used. Other names for water include: hydric acid, dihydrogen oxide, hydronium hydroxide, and hydrogen hydroxide...