[Athena E.]

You have 3 wishes...​

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[Marilynne]

Love it

 

[Veggiepatch]

There's something about a pussy rubbing against you....

Purrrrr....

 

[Littleboy8]

I need one of those lamps then I would have a happy pussy purring

 

[Veggiepatch]

I need one of those lamps

They sell them at Kmart. They are shaped like a candle....

Ideal for those lonely nights in the convent!

 

[Littleboy8]

They sell them at Kmart. They are shaped like a candle....

Ideal for those lonely nights in the convent!

 

[CliffE]

There's something about a pussy rubbing against you....

Purrrrr....

I was about to write somethings really risque but then I realized you were referring to a cat!

 

[Veggiepatch]

I was about to write somethings really risque but then I realized you were referring to a cat!

Actually, I was referring to a hairless pussy.

And not the Sphinx breed....

 

[dianearnold]

iI burst out laughing.

 

[Ivory]

The comments conjure up some very suspect images. I’ve had difficulty controlling my laughter.
I think that lamp will be busier than a cucumber in a women’s prison

 

[Littleboy8]

The comments conjure up some very suspect images. I’ve had difficulty controlling my laughter.
I think that lamp will be busier than a cucumber in a women’s prison

 

[Ezzy]

iI burst out laughing.

Me too.

 

[Ezzy]

The comments conjure up some very suspect images. I’ve had difficulty controlling my laughter.
I think that lamp will be busier than a cucumber in a women’s prison

I was told on a Prison tour many years ago that if the ladies play up the officers take the batteries out of their cordless toothbrushes.

 

[CliffE]

Well bless my little cotton.....

And to think that I was going to write something risque?

 

[Veggiepatch]

Well bless my little cotton.....

And to think that I was going to write something risque?

At your service, my kind sir!

 

[Veggiepatch]

I was told on a Prison tour many years ago that if the ladies play up the officers take the batteries out of their cordless toothbrushes.

Mister Buzzy....

Oral-B takes on a whole new meaning!

 

[CliffE]

At your service, my kind sir!

 

[Ivory]

Mister Buzzy....

Oral-B takes on a whole new meaning!

Now you know why 9/10 dentists think that brushing your teeth alone isn’t enough

Well bless my little cotton.....

And to think that I was going to write something risque?

I trust I didn’t offend. I have an extremely warped view of the world and have been known to express it. You can sanction me if required……and I do accept spanking

 

[Littleboy8]

Now you know why 9/10 dentists think that brushing your teeth alone isn’t enough

I trust I didn’t offend. I have an extremely warped view of the world and have been known to express it. You can sanction me if required……and I do accept spanking

 

[CliffE]

Now you know why 9/10 dentists think that brushing your teeth alone isn’t enough

I trust I didn’t offend. I have an extremely warped view of the world and have been known to express it. You can sanction me if required……and I do accept spanking

No offense at all, however, I have been known to beat people senseless with a gate!
Like you, I too have a warped view and sense of humour, I only spank 19-30 or 19-45 so if you have 15 minutes to spare I'll see if I can rustle some up about 19-20.
Have a great day!