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'Political Correctness' is believing you can pick up a Dog turd by the clean end!

Take nothing but photos. Leave nothing but footprints. Kill nothing but time.

Mary had a little Lamb her Father shot it dead. So now it goes to school with her between two lumps of Bread. Jack and Jill went up the hill for a bit of Hanky Panky. Jill came down with $50, it must have been a Yanky.

So her father went and shot the shepherd.

I would be sad to loose the Monarch, but I like your idea of something Australian, if the Monarch was replaced, and a non-human image was chosen.

I think the biggest trick here is to ask the person why they need 'my' banking details when they want me to put money into 'their' account. Ask them for their banking details so you can put the money into their account. See how quickly they hang up!

I thought it was dicktheria.

All the Dogs in the Batersy Dogs Home have been stolen. Police are desperately looking for Leads. Hanging is too good for a Punster. He should be drawn and quoted!

Don't call it a 'Hack'. It is a promotional push from Woolworths. You get bonus points, they make more profits.

You should have strung them along, just to upset them and have a little fun on the way at their expense. Serve them right.

Very poor taste. However, let's see how long the marriage lasts.

I would have grabbed her foot with both hands and rotated it sharply in one direction.

The difference between a Joke and a Prank is that with a Prank one less person laughs. In this case a lot of people would not be laughing. He should be made to replace/pay for the items wasted because of his prank.

If an item I regularly buy is marked down or on special, I will usually buy it. Knowing that when I get to the check out I will pay the marked down price. If it scans at the old higher price I will call the assistant over and get them to check it for me. I expect to pay the lower price. I would...

You know what Winnie the Pooh will be when he dies? Stiff Sh**!

Now he will be judged by his maker.