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    CROC POX DIAGNOSIS

    Good one - if it's real
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    Joke We want to move

    I was serious about the tough cat. Ordered rabbit. Wasn't told about the cat (I was curious about the fact that the four legs were roughly the same length) until we hired the cook a few weeks later.
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    Joke We want to move

    And can I add that they don't even taste nice. Maybe in the present a slow cooker would help
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    Joke We want to move

    YUK !!!! How unhygienic !! The only good cat is a stuffed cat. Note that I stopped short of saying a dead cat because it might touch some nerves
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    Banana bread with walnut brain food so healthy

    Why do we need American recipes?? Don't we have our own?
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    Breakthrough Prostate Cancer Treatment Discovered: Is This The Miracle Patients Have Been Waiting For?

    To all you men with early stage (Contained) prostate cancer, cryogenic surgery is the way to go. Eliminates the inevitable consequences of incontinence and impotence
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    Joke We want to move

    And THAT"S a joke??? You could have fooled me
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    Discover the mattress brand CHOICE experts are raving about!

    I prefer Jean - but she wakes up a few times during the night
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    Joke What type of shampoo do you need?

    She meant the size of the bottle not the size of the sound. He should have just replied: no, just the regular
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    Sex on the Brain: Uncover the Surprising Consequences of Constant Sexual Thoughts

    Apart from a few snippets of truisms the article is written by someone with serious issues of self-doubt. The style of writing is more in the way of a psychologically illusionary rambling of imaginary experiences conjured up by female sex educators. Writing something for the sake of writing.
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    AUSTRALIAN KISS

    seconded !
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    ONE DAY YOU'RE YOUNG, THEN...

    Bob, any more and you'll blow the roof off your house
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    Joke ''That's Ma Boy!''

    I was expecting something like the Simpson Desert, Sahara Desert, Atacama Desert, or Gobi Desert. Never Boo-berries
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    Aussie mum’s unbelievable Costco haul sparks conversations on social media

    How about you do a cost per item comparison between Costco and Aldi. I bet Aldi would still come out tops
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    You won't believe what this mum wore to a wedding after promising not to upstage the bride!

    They didn't say where the wedding took place but I would bet my bottom dollar that it was in the US. They have no regard for other people - only themselves. They have no idea of poor taste . She should have been asked to go home and put on a sensible attire. A nice dress (and bra) can reveal...
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    Joke ''Water, Water Everywhere!''

    oh dear
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    How To Impress Your Neighbours

    Another wanker
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    Joke Do YOU agree?

    Charlie, obviously you are not a square, but you ARE a wanker !
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    Exploring Gliese 12b: Unveiling Earth's twin as a potential sanctuary

    Sensational rubbish. What is the point of telling us that this planet is habitable?? Habitable by whom?? We are certainly never going to get there, or even close. Maybe we could snare it with a big rocket and drag it into our solar system, knock out the moon and give Venus a nudge. A...
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    Upgrade your wine game with ALDI's exclusive Winter Wine Collection!

    Will you try out ALDI’s wine collection? What are your favourite wine and cheese pairings? Share your experiences and recommendations with our community in the comments below. I remain flabbergasted by the stupidity of wine salesmen in promoting wines. In their sales talk about wines they list...
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