Skipton

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  • Ceredwyn Granger
    Please can you reprint the guy who went to Specsavers for his eyes and then went to play golf and the rest is so funny, I printed it for friends but never kept a copy for myself. [email protected] thank you
    Skipton
    Skipton
    A recent article in the The Australian newspaper reported that a woman,
    Mrs.Maynard, has sued her local Melbourne hospital,
    saying that after her husband had surgery there he lost all interest in sex.
    A hospital spokesman replied:
    Mr. Maynard was admitted for cataract surgery.
    "All we did was correct his eyesight."
    Skipton
    Skipton
    As I get older I only need just three shops.
    Specsavers, Chemist Warehouse and Bakers Delight.
    My life is just...
    Specs, Drugs and Sausage Rolls!
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