Recent content by Skipton

Nicknames For Co-workers

Timesharing!

Inner Peace A doctor on TV said that in order to have inner peace in our lives, we should always finish things that we start. Since we all could use more calm in our lives, I looked around my house to find things l'd started & hadn't finished. I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of...

The True Meaning

Inkblots This guy went to see a highly recommend psychiatrist. The doctor showed the man an inkblot and asked, "What does this remind you of?" The guy replied, "A naked woman." Then the shrink showed the man another inkblot and asked the guy the same question. The guy responded, "A naked...

Rattlesnake Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. “I’ll go into town for a doctor,” the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the only doctor delivering a baby. “I can’t leave,” the doctor says. “But here’s what to do. Take...

''Ring'' ''Ring''

Shampoo

Choices

''13'' ''13'' ''13''

The First Three Letters (Adult)

All Gone To Hell! Ronald Reagan, Idi Amin and Queen Elizabeth All died and met in hell. While there, They saw a red phone and asked what the phone is for. The devil tells them It is for calling back to Earth. Idi Amin calls Uganda, Africa and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished The devil...

Henry's Homework

A Special Occasion

A Positive Spin!