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Never Mess With The Elderly

The Jewish Samurai Once upon a time, a powerful Emperor advertised for a new Chief Samurai. After a year, only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese,and a Jewish Samurai. "Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor. The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box, and...

Immigration!!!!

The Female Dentist (Adult Themes)

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The Key! (Adult Theme)

The New Doctor

BOGIEMAN UNDER THE BED. EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM . . . 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.' 'Just put yourself in my hands...

The Never Ending War Father: I finally won a battle in the never-ending war between parents and children. Mother: That I’d like to see. Father: Take a look. Mother: Well, I’ll be darned! That’s our son out there, actually mowing the lawn! How in the world did you ever manage that? Father: He...

The Village I read somewhere that it takes a village to raise a child... Where is this village and is there a number you can call?

Baby Boomer Blues --

Self Help! The owner of the tuxedo store kept hovering over me when I was browsing, so I asked him to leave me alone. He said, “Fine, suit yourself.”

Pre-Scripted A man was getting married to a doctor's daughter. At the wedding reception, the father of the bride stood to read his toast, which he had scribbled on a piece of scrap paper. Several times during his speech, he halted, overcome with what I assumed was a moment of deep emotion...

In The Doghouse