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A Special Occasion

A Positive Spin!

Kim Jong Un

Voice Activated Radio (Adult)

''Thank You For Your Service''. The young boy was spending a Sunday afternoon with his grandpa. Looking at pictures of his grandpa in his military uniform, the boy asked, "Grandpa, did you ever kill anyone in the war?" "No champ, I never did." "That's a good thing." "You're telling me," began...

The Wong Way! Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The following year the Wongs have a baby. The nurse brings out a healthy WHITE baby."Congrats" says the nurse, "and what will you call the baby?" The puzzled father looks at his new baby and says, "Two Wongs don't make a white, so I think we will name...

The Heat Is On! One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to drink. Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked, “Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?” The blonde...

Driz-A-Bone!

''Thar She Blows''!

The Son-In-law A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I welcome you into the family!” said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I am making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory everyday and learn the operation.”...

26 Shorties!

Arrival!

Just A Small Wish! A genie granted me one wish, so I said, "I just want to be happy." Now I'm living in a cottage with six dwarfs and working in a mine.

Honesty Is The Best policy

Darling!