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Not Guilty Your Honour! (Adult) A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her. She moved seats. His smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. By the fourth move, he burst out laughing, and she had him arrested. In court, the judge asked for an explanation. The...

My Wife's From California! A man in an Ohio Walmart this morning tries to buy half a cauliflower. The young assistant tells him they only sell whole cauliflowers. The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he’ll ask his manager about it. Walking into the back room, the boy said...

Just Having A Dig!

Dear John!

The Scottish Cow! The only cow in a small town in Ireland stopped giving milk. Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Scotland quite cheaply. So, they brought the cow over from Scotland . It was absolutely wonderful, It produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy. They...

True Love!

Norma Smith Room 302!

Aging Gracefully!

A Mug!

Thieves Matter Students were asked to write an essay on "THIEVES". This is what one student wrote: Thieves are an important part of a nation's economy. They play a significant role in providing employment and contributing to the nation's development. Safes, locks, lockers, cupboards, etc., are...

Comebacks!

Shopping In London Two Irish lads 🇮🇪☘️ are strolling down a street in Liverpool, England, when they spot a shop window that reads: Suits £10, Jackets £7.50, Trousers and Dresses £5.00. One turns to the other and says, "Would ya look at those feckin' prices? We could buy a boatload, haul it back...

Taking Sides!

Nothing as good as Aussie Bush Poetry! - Alternative ''The Man From Snowy River'' Nothing as good as Aussie Bush Poetry! There was trouble at the station, for the word had got around, That the Kitchen maid was pregnant and the culprit must be found. Was it Harrison or Clancy, or perhaps the...

Winning! Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people...