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    Joke The Other Woman

    The Other Woman
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    Joke Holy Land

    Holy Land A man and his wife and mother-in-law went on vacation to the Holy Land. While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker told them they could ship her home for $5,000 or they could bury her here in the Holy Land for $150. The man thought about it and said he’d...
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    Joke Walking On Water

    Walking On Water
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    Joke The Buzz Word Is Marketing!!!! (Adult)

    The Buzz Word Is Marketing!!!! (Adult)
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    Joke Rising Costs!

    Rising Costs!
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    Joke The Day Off!

    The Day Off! A pastor decided to skip church one Sunday and go play golf. He told his assistant he wasn’t feeling well - then sneaked off to a course in another town where nobody would recognize him. He teed off on the first hole and a huge gust of wind carried his ball an extra 100 yards...
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    Joke The Pastor's Teeth

    The Pastor's Teeth
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    Joke Don't like pork see what you are missing

    Don't like pork see what you are missing Did you know ... A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (O.M.G.!!!) ... A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death ... (Creepy ... I'm still not over the pig) ... The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is...
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    Joke Texted!

    Texted!
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    Joke Grave Error!

    Grave Error! Late one night Jack takes a shortcut through the cemetry. Hearing a tapping sound he becomes scared and quickens his pace. The tapping gets louder and Jack is now scared out of his wits. Then he notices a man chiselling a tombstone. "Thank goodness!" Jack says to the man. “You...
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    Joke Tigger Snigger!

    Tigger Snigger! A group of four-year-olds were trying hard to get used to school. The biggest challenge? The teacher insisted on NO baby talk! “You need to use Big People words,” she reminded them. “John, what did you do over the weekend?” “I went to visit my Nana.” “No, you went to visit...
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    Joke Herman James

    Herman James
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    Joke Unhinged! (Adult)

    Unhinged! (Adult)
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    Joke Not Guilty Your Honour! (Adult)

    Not Guilty Your Honour! (Adult) A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her. She moved seats. His smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. By the fourth move, he burst out laughing, and she had him arrested. In court, the judge asked for an explanation. The...
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    Joke My Wife's From California!

    My Wife's From California! A man in an Ohio Walmart this morning tries to buy half a cauliflower. The young assistant tells him they only sell whole cauliflowers. The man persists and asks to see the manager. The boy says he’ll ask his manager about it. Walking into the back room, the boy said...
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