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Thieves Matter Students were asked to write an essay on "THIEVES". This is what one student wrote: Thieves are an important part of a nation's economy. They play a significant role in providing employment and contributing to the nation's development. Safes, locks, lockers, cupboards, etc., are...

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Shopping In London Two Irish lads 🇮🇪☘️ are strolling down a street in Liverpool, England, when they spot a shop window that reads: Suits £10, Jackets £7.50, Trousers and Dresses £5.00. One turns to the other and says, "Would ya look at those feckin' prices? We could buy a boatload, haul it back...

Taking Sides!

Nothing as good as Aussie Bush Poetry! - Alternative ''The Man From Snowy River'' Nothing as good as Aussie Bush Poetry! There was trouble at the station, for the word had got around, That the Kitchen maid was pregnant and the culprit must be found. Was it Harrison or Clancy, or perhaps the...

Winning! Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people...

Eating In The 50's Eating in the 50s Pasta was not commonly eaten. Curry was a surname. A takeaway was a mathematical problem. A pizza was associated with a leaning tower. Crisps were plain; the only choice we had was whether to add salt or not. Rice was only served as a milk pudding. A...

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Weak Wisdom

Jigsaw

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''Do you know me?'' 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him. She says, 'Hello.' He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he asks, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies...

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