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The Never Ending War Father: I finally won a battle in the never-ending war between parents and children. Mother: That I’d like to see. Father: Take a look. Mother: Well, I’ll be darned! That’s our son out there, actually mowing the lawn! How in the world did you ever manage that? Father: He...

The Village I read somewhere that it takes a village to raise a child... Where is this village and is there a number you can call?

Baby Boomer Blues --

Self Help! The owner of the tuxedo store kept hovering over me when I was browsing, so I asked him to leave me alone. He said, “Fine, suit yourself.”

Pre-Scripted A man was getting married to a doctor's daughter. At the wedding reception, the father of the bride stood to read his toast, which he had scribbled on a piece of scrap paper. Several times during his speech, he halted, overcome with what I assumed was a moment of deep emotion...

In The Doghouse

Happy Birthday I walked into the pub last night and noticed what seemed to be a party in the corner so l asked the barmaid what was going on. She said, "It's Tuyu's birthday". *Oh right, which one's Tuyu?" I replied. She said, "Oh, I've no idea, I just heard them singing 'Happy Birthday, Tuyu!’”

Marital Problems At an Irish Catholic wedding ceremony, the priest asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace. The moment of utter silence was broken by a young beautiful woman carrying a...

60 Years Ago

My Generation

''In My Defence''!

Nine Important Facts

No Sale! A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to the salesman: "I want that TV." The salesperson shook his head and said, "No, we don't sell to blondes." So the blonde left and came back with her hair dyed brown and said "I'll take that TV." Again the salesman said "No, we...

The Definition Of A Woman FOR SOME TIME THE MEDIA HAS BEEN ALL WILLY NILLY OVER "WHAT IS A WOMAN"? THE ANSWER IS OBVIOUS. THE DEFINITION OF A WOMAN IS "NILLY WILLY".

Holidaying In Beijing A friend went to Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. It is precious. She is keeping it and reading it whenever she feels depressed. Obviously, it has been translated directly, word for word from Mandarin to English. Getting There: Our representative...