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Thieves Matter Students were asked to write an essay on "THIEVES". This is what one student wrote: Thieves are an important part of a nation's economy. They play a significant role in providing employment and contributing to the nation's development. Safes, locks, lockers, cupboards, etc., are...

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Shopping In London Two Irish lads 🇮🇪☘️ are strolling down a street in Liverpool, England, when they spot a shop window that reads: Suits £10, Jackets £7.50, Trousers and Dresses £5.00. One turns to the other and says, "Would ya look at those feckin' prices? We could buy a boatload, haul it back...

Taking Sides!

Nothing as good as Aussie Bush Poetry! - Alternative ''The Man From Snowy River'' Nothing as good as Aussie Bush Poetry! There was trouble at the station, for the word had got around, That the Kitchen maid was pregnant and the culprit must be found. Was it Harrison or Clancy, or perhaps the...

Winning! Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people...

Eating In The 50's Eating in the 50s Pasta was not commonly eaten. Curry was a surname. A takeaway was a mathematical problem. A pizza was associated with a leaning tower. Crisps were plain; the only choice we had was whether to add salt or not. Rice was only served as a milk pudding. A...

Almost Everyone!

Weak Wisdom

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''Do you know me?'' 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him. She says, 'Hello.' He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he asks, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies...

Too Many Gadgets!

Hymns!

Ponderisms I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we...

Flag Fall! A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi i The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eye: wide and stared at the woman, but made no attempt to start the cab. The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong with you, honey? Haven't you ever seen a...

Goodbye Grandpa! A father put his 3 year-old daughter to bed told her a story and listened to her prayers which ended by saying, "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and good-bye Grandpa." The father asked, 'Why did you say good-bye Grandpa?' The little girl said, "I don't...

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Noah Pt2 In the year 2025, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in Australia, and said: "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans." He gave Noah...