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Bad Day! I had a really bad day. First, my ex got run over by a bus. Then, I got fired from my job as a bus driver!

The Great Outdoors! During John's physical, the doctor asked him about his daily activity level. John replied, "Well, yesterday...

More One liners 1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. 2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back. 3 - Half the...

Conditions (adult) A guy lives with his wife in the same little town where they both grew up. He has a job in the same town, and...

''Pull Over Sir.'' A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he...

''That Your Dog?'' Englishman: "That your dog?" Welshman: "Aye" Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?' Welshman: "Dog don't talk.”...

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Naan Doin! I was having a meal in an Indian restaurant. I was just finishing up and thinking about getting the bill when this little...

Divine Intervention A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store.The store clerks Called 000 when they saw him...

Pet Shop Boys! An Englishman, a Scottish man and an Irishman all go for a job at a pet shop. The interviewer tells all three of them...

''If I Were A Carpenter'' Jesus was walking around Heaven one day. In a small, secluded garden He saw an old man, crying. Alarmed...

Close Friends!! Four older men were playing golf. Three took turns at boasting about their sons, knowing the fourth son was gay, and...

Smelly Badger (adult) Me and our Doris were driving home early tonight and she ran over a Badger. We got out of the car to check on it...

Last Words When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had...

Love Making Tips For Seniors 1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is actually in the bed. 2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in...