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mOiOz
SELECTED HEARING...
SELECTED HEARING...
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mOiOz
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How about this one da
How about this one da
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Littleboy8
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mOiOz
NOT ENOUGH...
NOT ENOUGH...
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mOiOz
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Luckyus
Joke Snail On a Mission
Snail On a Mission A bear, a moose, a fox, a wolf and a snail were playing cards around a table. Suddenly, the bear let out a faint roar and said: “Guys, I’m hungry. Could someone go buy some chocolate, or whatever?” The moose shook his head and nodded towards the fox, who irritatingly slammed his little paw on the table and muttered: “Why...
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Luckyus
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Wendy
Diagnosis
Diagnosis I went to the doctor today because I thought I had arthritis. I don't. It's early onset rigor mortis.
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Wendy
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Luckyus
Joke No Way, Warden!
No Way, Warden! Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden saw that deep down, Andy was a good person and made arrangements for Andy to learn a trade while doing his time. \ After three years, Andy was recognized as one of the best carpenters in...
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Luckyus
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Luckyus
Joke The Guard Dog
The Guard Dog A couple decides that they need a guard dog. The husband goes to a pet store and says to the clerk, “I need a guard dog to protect my house. The clerk replies, “I have the perfect dog for you,” and then shows the man a Chihuahua. The man is not impressed and says, “I need a dog to guard our house and ward off burglars, a...
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Luckyus
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Ivory
New Parrot
New Parrot A woman goes to a pet shop looking for a parrot. They have three there, one is $200, one is $150 and one is $10. She asks the shop keeper why the third one is so cheap and he tells her it's because it used to live in a brothel. The woman finds this funny and buys it. When she takes it home and goes inside the parrot says "Fuck me, a...
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Ivory
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Luckyus
Joke Mental Patient's Answer
Mental Patient's Answer A man starts his new job as the administrator of an insane asylum. While he is given his orientation, he was asked if he had any questions. “Yes, how do we know if a patient is ready to leave the asylum?” He asks. “Well,” the director says. “We just ask them a simple question and based on their response determine if...
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Ivory
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melnugro
Haggling With the Dentist
Haggling With the Dentist One day, a woman walks into a dentist's office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth. "Eighty dollars," the dentist says. "That's a ridiculous amount!" the woman says. "Isn't there a cheaper way ?" "Well," the dentist says, "if you don't use an anesthetic, I can knock the price down to $60."...
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Judy ABowser
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mOiOz
TERRIBLE PARENT...
TERRIBLE PARENT...
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mOiOz
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Mikev
Joke Dad Joke ✏️
Dad Joke ✏️ What do you call a pencil with erasers on both sides? ✏️ Pointless. 😊
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Mikev
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mOiOz
HOME SO EARLY?
HOME SO EARLY?
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mOiOz
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Mikev
Joke How to Break In 🔑
How to Break In 🔑
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Mikev
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mOiOz
I POST STUFF...
I POST STUFF...
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mOiOz
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mOiOz
TORNADO SAFETY...
TORNADO SAFETY...
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mOiOz
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SirExton
Face Lift
Face Lift A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspapr. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, ‘I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?”. ’About 32,’ is the reply.’ ‘Nope! I’m exactly 50,’ the woman says...
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mOiOz
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB...
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB...
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Littleboy8
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Macs-241
Spray Bottle Sneezing Prank Challenge
Spray Bottle Sneezing Prank Challenge
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Macs-241
Possessed Doll Prank Compilation Video 🤣
Possessed Doll Prank Compilation Video 🤣
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Ivory
Desperate and Dateless
Desperate and Dateless DOWN AT THE RETIREMENT CENTRE 80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!" An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?" Bessie thinks for a minute and says...
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Luckyus
Joke Surgeon Explains (Election Looming)
Surgeon Explains (Election Looming) Politicians are the best The first surgeon said, “I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order”. The second surgeon said, “I like operating on accountants. When you open them up, everything is numbered and organized.” The third surgeon said, “I like...
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Luckyus
Joke Three Gifts
Three Gifts Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting together for Christmas, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, “I built a big house for our mother.” The second said, “I sent her a Mercedes.” The third smiled and said, “I’ve got you both beat. You remember how mom...
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Ivory
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Joke How extraordinary
How extraordinary
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mOiOz
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